2006-08-12 00:31:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Calm down. I'm not one of them. I'm your friend. The only real friend you've ever had. Everyone else is lying to you. They hate you because they don't understand you. Only I know the real you, and understand what you're going through. Only I can protect you from them. You want to be protected from them, don't you? Then trust me. Open your heart to me, open your soul to me. Let me own you. If I own you I can protect you. That's the only way you'll ever be safe from them. Submit to me now.
2006-08-12 00:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's those damn Seventh Day Adventists. All they really want is for you to listen to them, but ultimately they want you to join their cult. Of course they're real silly!
If you ask a Seventh Day Advenstist, they'll tell you God sent them, but in reality it's just another telemarketing scam aimed at separating you from your money.
There is no sure way to know that I am not one. To protect yourself, however, do not open your door to anyone and it's probably best to stay away from the phone for a few days.
They're everywhere...
2006-08-12 07:38:42 · answer #2 · answered by Scooter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All will be reveiled in time. Should you find out too early we might have to put you in cold storage till our day comes. In the meantime, just for our database, what is your precise weight, and how many pets do you keep as your slaves?
Please make sure your cable is hooked up at all times. Thank you.
2006-08-12 07:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by Gungnir 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have no way of knowing if I am one of them, as I have no way of knowing if you're one of them. What do they want? I can't answer that either. I would suggest you rent a DVD called "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". Pod people rule!!!
2006-08-12 07:38:25 · answer #4 · answered by PariahMaterial 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do not need to know who we are or what we want. Yes. We are real. We were sent by the others. You do not know if I am one or not and you do not need to know.
You will be advised as it becomes necessary.
2006-08-12 07:35:26 · answer #5 · answered by damndirtyape212 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sure last night you were reading "The Trial" by Franz Kafka. These were his questions really.
2006-08-12 08:11:42 · answer #6 · answered by indraraj22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we are the generation of the future and are very real. we were sent by Zandar to eliminate you. I am Lil' Zandar.
2006-08-12 07:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by norwood 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are Smurfs and they want to eat your dingleberries. They are from Uranus. And how do I know YOU aren't one of them?
2006-08-12 07:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by Cy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wee paranoid eh? it's always them.... who's they? every psych patient has a different answer
2006-08-12 07:38:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Symptoms of schizophrenia?
2006-08-12 07:43:33 · answer #10 · answered by asimenia_psycho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋