2006-08-12 00:10:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
ha ha ha - i heard chuck Norris doesn't have a lawn mower, he dares his grass to grow.
2006-08-12 00:13:07 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-29 23:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe cute.... then he'll be so scared he'll UP CHUCK! Actually the Boogy Man should be sure Chucks wife isn't under there she is stronger and scarier than Chuckie
2006-08-12 00:12:35 · answer #3 · answered by momsapplepeye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but he checks for Monsters in the closet
2006-08-12 00:16:31 · answer #4 · answered by Mariposa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do all the time. I'm scared of beards.
2006-08-12 00:17:10 · answer #5 · answered by kayfromcov 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I think he would, he wouldn't rest until he did!!!!!!!
2006-08-12 00:12:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would assume so.
2006-08-12 00:35:52 · answer #7 · answered by itsmeee2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope, YOU
2006-08-12 00:16:13 · answer #8 · answered by toffeemine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋