2006-08-11 23:35:21 · 41 answers · asked by mz.hunnie 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Don't be lazy, go do your bit and be thankful you have a job, other than that a good excuse would be to die and give someone else chance to work.
2006-08-11 23:45:04 · answer #1 · answered by april 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Use the "Lindsay Lohan" excuse. Tell your employer you have health problems and need to go to see the doctor to get a check up to find out on what's the problem.
No one will question that unless you have done it more than a few times. (Like Lindsay on every movies she's doing. She got busted after Photographers caught her dancing in a night club on the same day she claimed that she can't go to work).
2006-08-12 01:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by TheBigSF49ersFan 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Say the local farmer left the gate open to the field that normally houses his cows, they all got out and you have two in your garden and as having a phobia of large animals you just can't bring yourself to go outside to get past them and until the farmer comes to get them your left with no alternative to stay home, good luck.
2006-08-12 01:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ur haven a nerves break down over family matters & if u were to come in to work today, u would most likely be goin postal & have to kill everyone there, so the best thing to do is go golfing & relaxs
2006-08-11 23:48:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You had to ask questions on Yahoo! Answers and then wait for the answers to come through until you could choose a Best Anwer.
2006-08-11 23:41:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
You broke out in hives and you are unsightly and itchy...and you have to take an antihistamine for it...and it will knock you out...and if you wake up in time and the hives are gone, you'll come in...because you feel just terrible about it...but of course, you don't.
2006-08-11 23:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by riverhawthorne 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u cant remember the concept of work, so going 2 work makes no sense 2 u
2006-08-12 00:10:48 · answer #7 · answered by marzipanchan 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If your boss is a male, just say you have women's problems 'down below!' As a man, he will not want to discuss it any further (us men don't like talking about things like that!) & give you the day off - hopefully....
2006-08-11 23:39:41 · answer #8 · answered by jack 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
the best excuse would be an honest answer when asked about being absent.
2006-08-11 23:42:04 · answer #9 · answered by arnel777 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The best answer is always the most embarrassing. Say you have projectile diarrhea.
2006-08-11 23:41:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋