If a little green man said "take me to your leader" who would you take him to?

Question

This might not be in the correct category!

Answer 1

I will take him 2 u as this question is asked by the BOSS itself

LOL!

Answer 2

The United Nations.

Answer 3

I don't the answer of this question but you can read the following joke. Once, while J.W. Bush (Senior) was sitting in his office at WH, some one tapped on his back head. He saw behind thinking who the fcuk could dare to tap me on head, but there was nothing. Again after some time the same thing happened, and again there was nobody. This happened for all day. Irritated, GW senior called Dick Cheney and told him what was happening. So Dick Cheney called in the security services. They seached very hard using each and every latast instruments they had and finally cought a small green thing and brought in to GW. Who the hell this is ? He asked. "I think this is an align", said Cheney. So GW ordered to kill the align. But they could kill him as all the bullets passed through him doing him nothing. So again, security people came back to GW and reported everything. O.K. fcuk his ***, he ordered them. But they could not as the creature hadn't any. Again they came back to GW and told him that the creature did not have any ***. O.K. Ask him how they screw the a$$es on their planet. yes Sir, security incharge said. After some time he came back and said, Sir, they do it by tapping on the back side of other's head.

Answer 4

The Universal House of Justice is the nine-member international body which governs the Baha'is of the world, elected by the Baha'is of the world. (Secret ballot.) That international body constitutes my "leader".

The Universal House of Justice (Baytu'l-Adl) is an institution created by Baha'u'llah (the Prophet-Founder of the Baha'i Faith). He refers to two levels of this institution: the Local Houses of
Justice, responsible for each town or village, and the Universal House of Justice. 'Abdu'l-Baha (son of Baha'u'llah), in His Will and Testament, added an intermediate level, the Secondary Houses of Justice. It is only on the Universal House of Justice that infallibility has been conferred. At the present time, to stress their purely spiritual functions, the Local and Secondary Houses of Justice are designated Local and National Spiritual Assemblies.

To epitomize: essential infallibility belongs especially to the supreme Manifestations, and acquired infallibility is granted to every holy soul. For instance, the Universal House of Justice, if it be established under the necessary conditions--with members elected from all the people--that House of Justice will be under the protection and the unerring guidance of God. If that House of Justice shall decide unanimously, or by a majority, upon any question not mentioned in the Book, that decision and command will be guarded from mistake. Now the members of the House of Justice have not, individually, essentially infalliblity; but the body of the House of Justice is under the protection and unerring guidance of God: this is called conferred infallibility.

Answer 5

Reese Witherspoon or Bruno San Martino.

Answer 6

William Shatner.

Answer 7

Firstly, Blair, in the hopes that he might take him away in his spaceship. Then, I'd direct him across the Pond, and tell him where to find Bush, and that he should be on that spaceship too!

Then, the world might get better!

Answer 8

I'd take him to Afghanistan. Tell him my leader is there. Since he's got the technology, we'd both look where Osama's hiding. Not only will he take Osama, I'll also get the $25,000,000 bounty. Win-win situation!

Answer 9

Spunky Monkey for Pint in the Moonrakers Arms

Answer 10

Chuck Norris.