2006-08-11 19:17:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ohhhh HELL no!
On behalf of Lucifer, bringer of light, prince of darkness, ruler of the underworld, I'd like to assure one and all that Satan would not TOUCH teenagers with a ten-foot pole. I mean, there's evil, and then there's the Thing Beyond. Teenagerhood is NOT the work or Hell - we're good, but not that good. That's all down to hormones, which essentially means it's your own fault!
2006-08-13 23:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of God plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2006-08-15 00:37:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, he starts about age one by planting a seed that takes a year to germinate, and then the terrible two's set in, and the "blossom" typically happens about age 12 or 13.
2006-08-15 01:19:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no longer so long because it many times seems, i'm afraid. he's no longer stupid - could you stay contained in the common American teen for any length of time? He merely pops in to scope out any actual ability, yet many times he's triumph over with the help of the whiny self-indulgent hormone-fest that typifies a 21st century Western youngster.
2016-11-24 21:15:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in trouble if it's more then 5. My son turns 16 tomorrow, and he been possessed for about 3 yrs. now.
2006-08-11 19:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by Ricardo C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never had a problem with Satan or my teens, when they were teens. They were more afraid of mom than worried about Satan...lol
Satan surely got screwed with my kids...lol
2006-08-12 16:38:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is why we Catholics have an Exorcist. The Exorcist does all of the work for us when it comes to possession.
2006-08-11 19:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by Margie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Forever!
2006-08-11 19:24:41 · answer #8 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have never been possessed. Darn it i knew satan didnt like me. :( :( am going to go cry
2006-08-11 19:20:21 · answer #9 · answered by sydney3young 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
from my experiences with my kids,I would say about 6-8 yrs! lol
2006-08-11 19:21:43 · answer #10 · answered by lunatic_no9 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋