2006-08-11 19:01:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
If God appeared to me then it definitely means that He is being so merciful towards this sinner here. I'd not ask Him anything, just thank Him for his divine act exactly 2000 years back and kiss His feet and nail pierced hands. I just don't deserve His mercy at all.
2006-08-11 21:37:31 · answer #1 · answered by Chief of sinners 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a nutshell:
Take a few pictures for the scrapbook.
Call up Penn and Teller, and let them have a few words with the Almighty.
Ask how to convince people who claim to follow Her words as written in the Bible, the Qu'ran, etc. to follow the parts they seem to ignore (like the "don't kill" part, the "don't be a d!ck" parts).
Ask about Her hand in the Big Bang, and how to whack nutjobs upside the head who think the universe is less than 6000 years old.
Respectfully request weight loss advice.
Converse about which faith or faiths have it right, how mine has it right/wrong, and how it can be made right in Her eyes.
Figure out how to convince suicidal jyhadis that they are so wrong.
See if certain anomalies of nature are incarnations of Her sense of humor. See if She has one, and what gives Her the giggles.
2006-08-12 02:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by kx_wx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God appears to me everyday. I pray and thank Him for all He has blessed me with and thank Him for the love and guidance He provides.
2006-08-12 02:07:53 · answer #3 · answered by tebone0315 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i had dreams day after day after year after day of something...(the end of times)this is a breif summary of my dream.
there i was walking through the local markets parking lot....when instansly the sun stoped and turned into a solid blood red and it was huge bigger then ive ever seen or imagened i knew it was gods return so i think get down repent,pray for mercy but as i tried i realizd i was frozen solid icoudnt move a muscle and every one around me was frozen...
my dream was so scary i always woke up sweating its gods trange way of telling us...
2006-08-12 02:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by krazy miss speler 06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happened to you last night? we had babes, a 12 pack, some weed and you disappear. what's the deal. you know i had to bag both of those babes myself.
2006-08-12 02:08:33 · answer #5 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd kneel down before Him and thank him for giving me my life.
2006-08-12 03:44:23 · answer #6 · answered by P Wee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd demand some answers
2006-08-12 03:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by Gardenia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... well honestly, i gave him a SMILE... will say: "God thanks for everything - my life, my family and everything. Thanks for all the experiences that i've experienced and, lastly... God can i make a simple request... can you please give us all ... a BIG SMILE ! .... to lift all the burden and pain in our heart and replace it with happiness, and peace in our soul."
Is it cool?
2006-08-12 04:07:20 · answer #8 · answered by latteen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him to forgive me and tell him I need to know some things.
2006-08-12 02:29:04 · answer #9 · answered by a_phantoms_rose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would touch his feet (indian way of showing respect) and ask him to keep me as his servant forever and to bless us all with understanding of peace, love in life.
2006-08-12 02:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by i don know y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋