Without using the words sorry, didnt, and him/her
2006-08-11 18:27:45 · 25 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your wife was too hyper.
2006-08-11 18:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by Spelunking Spork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was rushing to home to see you and rather than swerving to miss the whale that was laying in the highway i ran straight in to it. My car was then lodged in the beast's blubber, so i rolled down my window and began to dig my way through the whales flesh, and soon found myself in the belly. I began climbing from the inside out it was a long and perilous journey, which i thought would never end, but i neared the mouth of the creature, i saw light as this monster was feeding. I hurried my pace for i knew i had but minutes to escape. I exited the mouth of this monstrosity and leaped to freedom only to find that the beast was not a whale at all but it was oprah! well you can see why i was late coming home.
2006-08-12 01:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would of got here sooner but I was almost run over and then a dog stole my shoe...but I got it now. Hope your not mad. Lets get going and have fun.
2006-08-12 01:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by Pryingsugar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Thanks for the speeding ticket officer, now I don't have to make up some lame excuse for being late to work! YOU ROCK!!!
(True story...I did that to actually GET OUT of getting a speeding ticket...and it WORKED...I don't recommend trying it nowadays...)
2006-08-12 01:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by DEATH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.
2006-08-12 01:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the best option available to me at the time.
2006-08-12 01:30:53 · answer #6 · answered by Muralasa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My brain turned into chopped brown paper and refused to be of any help to me whatsoever.
2006-08-12 01:29:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Am What I Am or Thats My Personality or i Like What i Like and i Hate What i Hate ,,
Hope their Good Excuses !! :)
Thanks For Asking
2006-08-12 15:29:42 · answer #8 · answered by Unique !! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz im cool like that
or cuz thats how i roll
2006-08-12 01:29:29 · answer #9 · answered by XoXo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I apologize for my lateness. I was stuck in traffic.
2006-08-12 01:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by Jacks036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋