It's the Liberals' agenda for today, Let's look and see what a day is like for the Liberals of America...
Liberal Agenda for August 11, 2006
Wake up. Hug tree.
Quick breakfast of Wheaties w/ banana and unborn fetuses, stem cells spread on toast.
Get dressed in hemp suit.
Miscellaneous worship of false idols.
Drive to methadone clinic in hybrid car; 30% electric, 70% Bible furnace.
Receive methadone. Sell for pot.
Catch up on a little reading: Torah, Koran, Book of Mormon, other books not The Bible.
Stop on way to welfare office to drown puppies.
Pickup welfare check.
Cash check.
Buy more pot.
Miscellaneous Sodomy.
Light lunch of sushi and stem cell pie, plus cappuccino, at upscale coffee shop.
Stop at nearest cemetery to bleach flags on veterans' graves.
Miscellaneous coveting.
Steal babies, throw them from bridge.
Bomb a church.
Meeting with Jews for instructions on what news stories to run today.
Formal dinner/fundraiser of virgin Christian sacrifice. Guest speakers Michael Moore, Al Franken, Satan, and Bizarro Ann Coulter.
Smoke cigars lit by a burning pictures of Jesus
Infiltrate the school system to attract impressionable young student to the homosexual lifestyle.
Miscellaneous taking the Lord's name in vain.
Smoke pot.
Giggle for about twenty minutes.
Order pizza with extra cheese and stem cells.
Pay pizza man in food stamps.
Watch Real Time with Bill Maher.
Bedtime snack of nachos with three kind of cheese and peppers. No stem cells, watching weight.
Miscellaneous dishonor of mother and father.
Early bedtime, need rest for tomorrow's All-Day Sodomy Fest.
2006-08-11 18:11:33
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answered by Heroic Liberal 1
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Why weren't the human beings interior the streets protesting the killing of our troops in international conflict 2? that's your answer. The Vietnam conflict did not have a extensive staggering commence with hundreds killed in a marvel attack. In Vietnam you had an incident at sea that replaced into suspect. in the process the "super conflict" in any different case prevalent as WW1 the human beings did not have any unmarried incident to electrify conflict. The sinking of the Lusitania or the letter to Mexico promising the return of the southwest u . s . a . did not have that extensive physique count quantity to commence the conflict and the 50,000 ineffective human beings after that bring about the country unwillingness to pass into international conflict 2 even had protest against starting to be a member of WW2 till the huge physique count quantity. So now you get to 9-11-2001 and you have 3000 ineffective and you get u . s . a . into yet another conflict and no they gained't protest the protection of our united states. They do protest the stupid use of forces and Obama's foreign places coverage is going to get us right into a conflict in Africa noticeably Sudan and you will discover our human beings interior the streets protesting.
2016-10-01 23:35:31
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answer #2
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answered by ? 4
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Nope I do not support the war never have. I'm 18 so prime for the picking but am currently in the process of getting dual citizenship in part for the possibility if a draft ever did come up if they did not accept my want as a conscientious objector I would leave the country.
2006-08-11 18:20:39
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answered by Kevin S 3
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I wasn't aware that I would have a choice in a draft. I guess that I could run to Canada or tell them I'm a conscientious objector...
I guess, if really given the choice, no. I don't think that we have business there anymore. We've caused more damage to them than they did to us (especially if you are thinking proportionally between our two nations). Their debt is settled.
Plus, I don't want to die.
2006-08-11 18:16:05
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answer #4
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answered by Ben 2
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Hell NO!!!
First off, I'm thankfully too old. Secondly, I 've done my time. Thirdly....I'm SOOOOO GLAD I have family in Canada!!
My son is now seventeen, selective services registration age, and I'll tell you right now, if that ever happened, I'd be shipping him off to my Aunt's in a heartbeat!
There's now way that Son Of A Bush is killing MY SON!
2006-08-11 18:13:23
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answered by DEATH 7
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As a Canadian I would like to welcome you all that have your doubts about dieing for uncle SAM.
Party at the National Igloo. BYOB
2006-08-11 18:14:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Sure. But don't think I wouldn't remind them that they said 'no' when I *offered* to go...jackasses.
2006-08-11 18:11:34
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answer #7
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answered by dukefenton 7
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