Am I my own grandpa? Why or why not?

Answer 1

what?

Answer 2

isn't that a children's song?

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who of course is my step-mother

Chorus-
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

[chorus]

So bacically you're your own grandpa because your family is fu*ked up....

Answer 3

Now many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild

I was married to a widder who was pretty as can be
My daughter was my mother for she was my father's wife
And so became my uncle though it made me very sad
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild

This widder had a grown up daughter who had hair of red
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
For if he was my uncle then that also made him brother
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw

My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
Of the widder's grown up daughter who of course was my step-mother.
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

Answer 4

If your grandpa died before you were born and then was reincarnated as you, you are.

Answer 5

Because your from west virginia

Answer 6

I don't know, but I know a guy who is his own cousin

Answer 7

No I don't think you could be your father's father or your mother's father. It's biologically impossible, sorry.

Answer 8

Do you really think that is possible? If so, your parents should shot someone!

Answer 9

No. You didn't marry your mother.

Answer 10

You are if your name is Stanley Stupid!

Answer 11

not unless you marrie your grand ma