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2006-08-11 15:41:29 · 26 answers · asked by DmanLT21 5 in Beauty & Style Skin & Body

26 answers

boil it

2006-08-11 15:42:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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2006-08-11 22:47:22 · answer #2 · answered by quarky2233 2 · 1 0

I'll protect your face and anything else that needs protecting

2006-08-12 14:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Pretty Brown Eyes 4 · 1 0

Just get surgery to make yourself look like George Bush. Then absolutely NO ONE will want your face.

2006-08-11 22:48:40 · answer #4 · answered by Thom Thumb 6 · 1 0

hide from human & go someware else in African jungle. sorry for kidding + kissing but thx for the 2 points all the best

2006-08-11 22:44:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Saran Wrap!

2006-08-11 22:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by KO 3 · 1 1

Immediately remove it and put it in a safe deposit box at the bank.

2006-08-11 22:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by NannyMcPhee 5 · 1 0

lock your self away until the end of time until the mother of all flowers comes with a llama and feeds you sushi

2006-08-11 22:44:05 · answer #8 · answered by ♥chiodosluv♥ 2 · 0 1

WHy wouold someone steal your face?

2006-08-11 22:49:53 · answer #9 · answered by Tammy 2 · 0 1

if you have the money you could get your face insured by lloyds of london...otherwise I suggest hockey masks r us....

2006-08-11 22:54:00 · answer #10 · answered by muppet gal 1 · 1 0

Hide it in a bag so no one can see it.

2006-08-11 22:44:07 · answer #11 · answered by Eldude 6 · 1 0

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