how the f*** do you get rid of squirrels that encroach near your front door? What is a natural deterrant?

Answer 1

this below website has some good info. why do they bother u? are the destroying something?

Miller Hot Sauce, which contains the taste repellent capsaicin, can be appliedto fruit trees and vegetable crops only before the fruit or vegetable is on, or after it is off, the plant. The warm sensation capsaicin leaves in the animal’s throat is believed to cause the animal to avoid eating that plant again. The effectiveness of capsaicin containing repellents is variable depending on the availability of other food sources.

Ropel® is a long lasting, extremely bad tasting commercial repellant and will stop squirrels and many other animals from chewing things, such as wood, wire, screens, lawn furniture, etc. It is available at many garden centers.

Hot Pepper Repellant Recipe
1. One chopped yellow onion
2. One chopped Jalapeno pepper
3. One tablespoon of Cayenne Pepper
Boil ingredients for 20 minutes in two quarts of water. Then let it cool and strain the mixture through cheesecloth. You can apply this with a pesticide sprayer or a spray bottle. This will deter just about any animal from an area where it is applied. The only draw back is that it only lasts for three to five days.

Answer 2

Heck ya i could, that's if i do no longer faint from seeing a speaking squirrel first and fall flat on his face. despite the fact that, if I remained status, then i could invite the squirrel in for some heat almond milk and then i could p.c.. him a sack full of nuts on his way out. i could additionally knit him a rapid sweater to maintain him heat on those chilly evenings. :)

Answer 3

go out and buy some deconn(rat poisionn, if there a nusiance, put some in a dish, in a corner, and dont touch it etc, its poisionn,(squirells are members of the rat family) it may take a few days for the stuff too work its way threw there blood systems etc, keep dogs cats away from the stuff etc!! then they wil just keel oveer etc!

Answer 4

This sounds much more humane.

http://www.critter-repellent.com/squirrel/squirrel-repellent.php

or this http://www.bio-defend.com/catalog.aspx?catid=SquirrelRepellent

Answer 5

I HATE THEM ...I HAVE 4 PECAN TREES IN MY YARD AND THEY EAT THEM ALL UP ...WELL ACTUALLY 1/2 WAY ....SUCH WASTE FULL CREATURES....AND IT MAKES A MESS ON MY CAR...AND PUTS LITTLE DENT ALL ON MY CAR.....

Answer 6

cats