Please exclude "lawyer," which we all know is the best answer.
2006-08-11 14:37:20 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Duh... he'd be a televangalist!
2006-08-11 14:42:41 · answer #1 · answered by Conniebug 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He would probably be an advisor to the current president of the United States. He would tell him to pay lip service to Christian virtues because the credulous, and pseudo religious American populace will be quite receptive to the message. However, he would also insist Mr. Bush not to actually practice Christian ideals, since it would counterproductive to his imperialistic and capitalistic aims. Of course, Satan being the master communicator would never make his advise sound that sophisticated; knowing full well it would be too esoteric for the obtuse Bush. He would simply tell him that truly being a good Christian would cost too much money.
Satan would tell Bush to provoke acrimony in the Middle East by starting baseless wars under false pretenses. After all, what could better make Muslims less receptive to Christianity and the Gospel message than having a political poster boy for Christianity (i.e. Bush), order the indiscriminate bombing of nations, simply for the actions of those on the radical fringe of those nations.
Satan is the master of deception. He is said to appear as a radiant star of home, when he really is an adversary that seeks our demise. He speaks of compassion, all the while hiding a dagger behind his back. He talks of peace, when he is the author of calamity and aggression. In brief Satan is Karl Rove.
2006-08-11 14:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by Lawrence Louis 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
All the jobs that White People do where they exploit and use people as slaves. In manual labour, sex, drugs. Get my point! They are the biggest demons on the planet. They have so much money and they can't give any of it to save the planet to make it better.Instead they keep all the money to themselves because their so damn selfish. They watch around the world screaming for help and what do they do count the money they are going to die and leave behind. What a waste of human life. Well their from Satan question answered.
2006-08-11 15:40:30 · answer #3 · answered by Mysterious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of God plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2006-08-12 01:54:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
President of the United States of America
2006-08-11 14:48:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Burger King.
2006-08-11 14:39:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know a variety of jobs he would hold. C.P.S. caseworker, Preacher(to corrupt the masses) Fast food, because I know when the mess up my food I get crazy lol and he would be the new Barney for the kids show....why I don't know, but I have a ridiculousy hillarious image in my head....
2006-08-12 01:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by his angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Donald Trumps!
2006-08-11 14:42:35 · answer #8 · answered by Carey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Democrat Senator from Massachusetts.
2006-08-11 15:06:34 · answer #9 · answered by Intelligent and curious 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Satan is hard at work. he has a job of capturing all souls, so he can burn them in his eternal fire of hell. This violent thing works in all place . He does every job imaginable. He is hard at work everywhere. You name it and Satan is there. He is working harder then anything on this Universe. He is working for his living and his pay is by capturing all the souls who deny his competitor--- GOD.
2006-08-11 14:47:06 · answer #10 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Taco Bell drive-thru
2006-08-12 05:40:14 · answer #11 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋