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I heard that soon next ice age comes and friction will be the only way to keep warm. Since most of world is Asian and they all have small penisis then anal sex is the only way to keep people warm enough. I am doing my masters thesis and am stumped. Help!

2006-08-11 14:18:12 · 16 answers · asked by Nick M 3 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

16 answers

OK, I will play along with this silly thesis. If everyone turns to homosexuality to keep warm, then HIV and AIDS will increase. That in turn will decrease the human race. What is wrong with the standard heterosexual way of keeping warm? It will raise the body temperature just as much, has the potential to increase the number of humans at a time when our numbers may be decreasing secondary to the cold, lack of food, and increased stress placed on the human race secondary and other problems not listed.

However, I do think your thesis has numerous problems in it and needs to be reworked. If I was you, I would seek out the guidance of my counselor. I am almost positive that your Master's thesis should consist of MUCH more than just this simple statement. Since, to my understanding most Master's thesis are multiple pages longs, almost a small book. Although, your grammar and English is very similar to the Master educated students I worked with while getting my lowly bachelor's degree.

2006-08-11 15:02:38 · answer #1 · answered by msfyrebyrd 4 · 0 2

If you get a master's degree for THIS then I have lost my faith in not only the American public school system but also in our universities (assuming, of course, that you're American?)

Now for some science: A olympic athlete can output about a horsepower for about 30 minutes.. thats about 740 watts. A hairdryer running for an hour can double the maximum output of an Olympic athlete. The electrical power that we use to drive our lifestyles is an order of magnitude greater than human power. The US stockpile of fissionable has enough energy to power the US for 10,000 years. Bottom line (no pun intended), if you want to rely on the 50 watt lightbulb of, er, human effort instead of the 1800 megawatt lightbulb of nuclear energy . . . well, the choice is yours.

2006-08-11 21:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by Curly 6 · 0 1

well if u think about it that way. but what about when great numbers of people die from it, we will have to multiply again to rebuild society so we will have to have heterosexuals too. we all cant just be homos and do like that. we have to progress with the human race too. try to veiw it from all directions and then find the one that supports ur thesis the best. but maybe mention the others too to show all the pros and cons. that way when u present ur thesis, then the options will be heard and people can get a good understanding of ur view, and maybe actually help improve it even more.

2006-08-11 21:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Carlino 4 · 0 1

You must be an english major. With a minor in racism.

2006-08-11 21:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by hirschfanger 1 · 1 0

Your grammer is quite bad for a post graduate- are you show you are studying for a masters. perhaps, you going for a GED
Good
Enough
Diploma
goodluck fool.

2006-08-11 21:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You have to be kidding.

That said -- certainly not in that way.

Solar --- oh even I can't take your question seriously enough to answer it.

Have fun.

Reyn
believeinyou24@yahoo.com

2006-08-11 21:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

If people don't learn to live with diversity we will not survive.
Tammi Dee

2006-08-11 21:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 2 0

Not worth a comment.

2006-08-11 21:22:29 · answer #8 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 1 1

Wow! A sterotyping homophobic racist! I don't read many posts from *those* types of people ...

2006-08-11 21:22:13 · answer #9 · answered by ziz 4 · 2 1

So you're going for a degree?

They put degrees on thermometers, too.....and you know where they go!

2006-08-11 21:26:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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