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2006-08-11 14:13:45 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I think Bush wins.
-a rock cannot talk crap through its mouth
-a rock cannot convert 50 million americans into sheep
-a rock can't tell lies
-a rock is not an asshole
-a rock just can't disgust the whole world
-a rock is not a war criminal who murdered thousands
-a rock doesn't carry around Talmud in hand
-a rock is not "like a rock!"
-a rock can't spend trillions and drive America to bankruptcy
-a rock doesn't mouth-kiss Saudi Abdullah
2006-08-11 14:24:29 · answer #1 · answered by interstate_101 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
I realize that Bush blunders along and appears to be as dumb as a box of rocks, don't let him fool you.
I know he does some pretty stupid things, and says even more stupid things, but it is all just an act.
If the rock were smarter, we wouldn't be in all the trouble we are in right now.
2006-08-11 16:41:25 · answer #2 · answered by Schona 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, rocks do have water and minerals in them. And you can build on a rock. And rocks are generally useful in other ways...where...we cant say the same about the Prez.
Hey! I wonder if Prez ever had a pet rock and asked in Magic 8 ball questions.
2006-08-11 14:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by strong_beautifulqueen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Republicans think Bush has the strength a rock; the rest of us believe he has the brains of one. You might say he's the Republicans "pet rock"!
2006-08-11 14:21:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In decending order. Bush, Rock, els.
2006-08-11 15:39:05 · answer #5 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
President Bush. He is a great President no matter what people say. He protected us from another terrorist attack and protected us from Sadam.
2006-08-12 11:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, both are smarter than you. In fact, I would venture to believe that the scum on the bottom of the men's urinal, in any NJ rest area, is smarter than you too.
2006-08-11 14:21:13 · answer #7 · answered by dasher 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My finger is getting tired hitting all the thumbs down for the rock.
2006-08-11 14:21:46 · answer #8 · answered by Newt 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
President Bush because a rock cant breath and a rock and do 2+2!! i mean is that even a good question....
2006-08-11 14:16:26 · answer #9 · answered by perky770 1 · 1⤊ 5⤋
The President of course, but the rock has it all over you.
2006-08-11 14:15:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 2⤋