Suppose you are working for a world famous newspaper or magazine. Your editor got you the interview that will

Question

make your career. You are allowed only five questions but will be given an honest/truthful response. Which living person would you interview and what five quesitons would you ask?

Answer 1

I would choose Bush.

Since he is required to give me full honest answers, I would ask the following:

1. Why did you go into Iraq when you knew that there were no WMDs?

2. When was the last time you used cocaine?

3. DId you shirk your military duties?

4. How are you and your family profiting from the War in the middle east?

5. Do you think you should be punished as a war criminal for your blatant disregard of the Geneva Convention?

Answer 2

Oh, my first choice would be David Bowie ...

But, hey, since he was foolish enough to marry Another Woman, I hardly have any right to require him to answer the personal questions I'd love him to answer!


OK, I'd ask the Pope (the Catholic one) why;

He feels that he doesn't need or want a partner to share his life.

He considers formal ritual to be more satisfying than marrying a female and having children.

He recommends that other male colleagues can do likewise, whatever their nature.

He recommends that children should be unplanned,
(should women avoid painkillers in case today's the day?)

He boosts dentists (everyone knows that parents lose a tooth for every child, right?)