where can i find all of silent bob's quotes?

Question

i want a list of all his quotes from every movie... shouldn't be that hard but i can't find them...

dont answer if you've never seen the movies you dumbarses...

Answer 1

Easy peasy this is.

CLERKS:
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

MALLRATS:
Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things.

CHASING AMY:

BOB
You're chasing Amy.

HOLDEN
What..what did you say?

BOB
You're chasing Amy.

JAY
What do you look so shocked for? He
does this all the time. Fat bastard
thinks just because he never says
anything, that it'll have some huge
impact when he does open his *******
mouth.

BOB
Why don't you shut up? Jesus! Always
yap, yap, yapping all the time. Give
me a ******* headache.
I went through something like what
you're going through. Years ago.
Same kind of thing with a girl named
Amy.

JAY
When?

BOB
A couple of years ago.

JAY
What'd she 'Live in Canada' or
something? Why don't I remember this?

BOB
What you don't know about me I can
just about squeeze into the Grand
******* Canyon. Did you know I always
wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?

BOB
Hunhh? Bet you didn't know that?

JAY
Just tell your ******* story so we can
get out of here and smoke this.

BOB
So there's me an Amy, and we're all
inseparable, right? Just big time in
love. And then about four months in,
I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Dumb
move, I know, but you know how it is -
you don't really want to know, but you
just have to... stupid guy bullshit.
Anyway she starts telling me all about
him - how they dated for years, lived
together, her mother likes me better,
blah, blah, blah - and I'm okay. But
then she tells me that a couple times,
he brought other people to bed with
them - menage a tois, I believe it's
called. Now this just blows my mind.
I mean, I'm not used to that sort of
thing, right? I was raised Catholic.

JAY
Saint Shithead.
BOB
Do something.

So I get weirded out, and just start
blasting her, right? This is the only
way I can deal with it - by calling
her a slut, and telling her that she
was used - I mean, I'm out for blood I
want to hurt her - because I don't
know how to deal with what I'm
feeling. And I'm like "What the ****
is wrong with you?" and she's telling
me that it was that time, in that
place, and she didn't do anything
wrong, so she's not gonna apologize.
So I tell her it's over, and I walk.

JAY
******* a.

BOB
No, idiot. It was a mistake. I
wasn't disgusted with her, I was
afraid. At that moment, I felt small -
like I'd lacked experience, like I'd
never be on her level or never be
enough for her or something.
And what I didn't get was that she
didn't care. She wasn't looking for
that guy anymore. She was looking for
me. But by the time I realized this,
it was too late, you know. She'd
moved on, and all I had to show for it
was some foolish pride, which then
gave way to regret. She was the girl,
I know that now. But I pushed her
away...
BOB
So I've spent every day since then
chasing Amy...
So to speak.

DOGMA:
No tickets.


Thanks.

J&SBSB
Oh, but I think it is... We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position

THE SIGN! ON THE BACK OF THE CAR! IT SAID "CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD", YOU DUMB ****!

CLERKS II:
I got nothing.

There are also quotes from CLERKS:THE ANIMATED SERIES but it's way too early in the morning to type all those out for you.

Answer 2

Jay And Silent Bob Quotes

Answer 3

Clerks Quotes

Answer 4

That's a good question!

Answer 5

Ummm isn't Bob Silent???

Answer 6

Don't believe that is correct

Answer 7

"I've got nothing" "You know that really hurts" "No ticket"
That's all my brother could tell me.

Answer 8

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0261392/quotes

Answer 9

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards.shtml theres no silent bob but there are other great ones and its there actual voices not text

Answer 10

i dunno but why u wanna know, he does have some smart answers, just saw clerks it was a great movie but jay and silent bob strikes back is much better