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Can you believe I was at the mall today and some old fart offered me $100 for a hand job - the nerve of that creep!!

Anyway my question is I have this extra $100 dollars and I want to know what I should spend it on, any ideas????

2006-08-11 13:13:08 · 30 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I have just about had it with you. First you dime me out to the WHOLE world about our little tryst in the handicapped stall, now you tell EVERYBODY about our mall event, and to cap it off, I find out you are MARRIED! What am I to think? Am I merely an income stream for you? Where is the love?

2006-08-12 01:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by Dave B 4 · 1 0

Ya might want to think about a new whip, that old ones getting kinda nasty, but you'll probably just buy another 1/2 oz anyway.

2006-08-12 08:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hand Sanitizer would be a good start. Don't sell yourself short in the future. Your price should start around $250 at least. Have confidence in yourself and you'll go far.

2006-08-11 20:20:12 · answer #3 · answered by Falcon Boy Toy 3 · 1 0

Have a T-shirt printed that says:

'NO, I DON'T DO MANICURES, DON'T EVEN ASK!'

Let's hope that was the one and only time you have to whip out those nail scissors and the emery board. In public, too! The nerve of that guy...

2006-08-12 03:30:58 · answer #4 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0 0

Put it in the bank and keep going back to the mall until you have a hefty amout of cash. LOL!!!

2006-08-11 20:18:33 · answer #5 · answered by Nece 6 · 1 0

Yes you can take a pony ride for a $100 bucks...

2006-08-11 20:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Go to the mall a few more times, make them $1.000 and then ask me again.

2006-08-11 20:23:53 · answer #7 · answered by Loukas V 1 · 1 0

eww, i'm sorry us men can be nasty perverts hopefully u dislocated his wrinkly johnson in the process, but u should get drunk with it, go to a gentlemen's club not a totally nude one they are way more disgusting, gentlemen's club's u just have to put up with slobbering drunk pigs everywere but do like me get very drunk there so u don't feel as disgusted by them and have a ball or just get more tattoo's.

2006-08-11 21:30:25 · answer #8 · answered by metal maniac 3 · 1 0

Rubber gloves but injoy the rest LOL

2006-08-11 20:16:30 · answer #9 · answered by Super 4 · 1 0

lol, good one! anyways i would bye a whole bunch of lottery tickets, you'd be bound to win more that a $100.

2006-08-11 20:17:30 · answer #10 · answered by Carpe Diem (Seize The Day) 6 · 1 0

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