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2006-08-11 12:33:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance Careers & Employment

I'm Jewish by birth. Will this be a handicap?

2006-08-11 12:44:40 · update #1

For the last time, I'm a girl.

2006-08-11 12:47:50 · update #2

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Hmmm...the Jewish bit could preclude you from entering the inner circle of the mob. They never really trusted Hyman Roth but smuggled molasses with him regardless. I think you need to work your way up slowly, whack a few wiseguys, no-one made yet though, bad move. Show a talent for the inner workings of the law and you'll soon be a 'friend of ours'. Couple of years in the 'Lionel Hutz Attorney School' and Michael Corleone will be kissing both cheeks. Or not if you're like my cousin Vinny.

Hope this helps 'Dude'

Maybe you should find a scorpion with a skirt and kitten heels?
Just a thought.

2006-08-12 00:05:34 · answer #1 · answered by SilentRunning 3 · 1 0

Get a C in your law school classes and the only client you will be able to attract will be dips like mobsters.

2006-08-11 12:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by dt 5 · 0 0

Start at the bottom of the ladder & work your way up, become a hitman first. You talken to me?

2006-08-11 12:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by wordykat 5 · 0 0

If you have to ask that question, you have no chance. If you aint in the "family" you aint likely to be. Concentrate on defending people who do not expect to have their own laws.

2006-08-11 12:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Tefi 6 · 0 0

You do not get in !!!! You are asked to represent them in small cases and than work your way up just like anyone else does .

2006-08-11 12:40:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why? when you could be practising law for decent people who beleve in the justice system

2006-08-11 12:38:13 · answer #6 · answered by skippy's mum 4 · 0 0

they have the authority to point suggestions, write up proposals, and artwork on fairly some targets of the administration. they have not got any vote, and their entire activity is to propose the President on the particular situation for which they have been employed.

2016-12-11 07:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Getting in is easy...its getting out thats the problem.

2006-08-11 12:43:57 · answer #8 · answered by ben b 5 · 0 0

Leave the gun, bring the cannolies

2006-08-11 12:44:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First, you have to become a worthless criminal, and then, you have to become mafia scum... then you really have to sink lower then whale-crap, to become a lawyer.

2006-08-11 12:42:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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