my kitten ate my stash this morning so i plan to eat him. what is the best way to prepare him?
2006-08-11 12:18:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
15 answers and no one is going to report me so far.
2006-08-11 12:28:40 · update #1
Roasted over an open flame. Burn kitty burn....
2006-08-11 12:20:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uncooked hamburger meat won't injury cats, they consume uncooked meat each and every of the time whilst they seize mice, birds ect. If she's crying and could no longer take a seat nonetheless she's in all probability bored; attempt twiddling together with her for somewhat. in case you somewhat think of she's ill, you need to objective taking her outdoors (do no longer enable her run unfastened nevertheless) and notice if she would be able to consume some grass. whilst cats are somewhat undesirable ill, from what i've got seen, they are going to lie around and definetely will not at all be up and moving in each and every single place, so she is in all probability positive!
2016-09-29 04:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once you have killed the kitten, season with 1/4 Cup of Arsenic. Enjoy.
2006-08-11 12:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by Marvinator 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww.. thats not very nice. How bout you just string it up by its tail and poke it with a stick! Eating its just way to harsh!
2006-08-11 12:21:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first thing you want to do is make sure it's dead then skin it and take the meat off the bone - it's best as a stir fry lol
2006-08-11 12:25:15 · answer #5 · answered by kukkeeme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude your hilarious,best of luck though muahahahaha well if it ate your stash-i guess it smokes it too,it can get high with you off of itself,yall can have fun now ya hear!
2006-08-11 12:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by 552200154 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first you must skin the kitten -preferably alive- then boiled at a the highest temp possible
2006-08-11 12:23:43 · answer #7 · answered by fringefan1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first... drown him.. make him suffer, than fillet him, cut his meat and put it on a stove.... salt it and season it.. and dont burn it :)
just joking.. kittens are cool.. no animal cruelty should be necessary.. dont kill the kitty!!!!
2006-08-11 12:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
throw it in a meat grinder and fry it up for your dogs. bad kitty!
2006-08-11 12:36:50 · answer #9 · answered by pete cochino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very carefully and away from the eyes of prying children
2006-08-11 12:23:25 · answer #10 · answered by a_latinalady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋