How do you... de-lesbian someone?

Question

I have a friend who is anything but straight...and her life is really screwed up right now. I'm trying to help her out, but I feel like there is nothing I can do. She wants to be a better person and all that, but she doesn't feel like she can change... any specific things I can do?

Answer 1

Yes, you can help! And you are such a nice person to want to do it.

First thing is for you to get a boy's haircut for yourself.

What we are going to do is use her liking for you to transfer her sexual interest from girls to boys. To do that we are going to slowly transform you into a boy. That will give her time to gradually adapt to liking a boy instead of a girl.

You will need to practice walking like a boy and talking like a boy. You don't need to get a sex change operation, of course! Hahahaha! That would be silly!

Just do the best impression of a boy you can do while at the same time keeping her interested in you emotionally and sexually.

Before you know it, she won't be a lesbian anymore! Post your success story here so we can share it with you.

Answer 2

Don't be mean. Being gay or lesbian may seem like a preference, but sometimes it's a way of life that is already inside someone. You can't just ask her to like the boys. How about if someone asks you to like girls? Could you be able to do that? It's the same thing. It's a question of principle and friendship. Real friends wouldn't try to change someone. They accept them for who they are.

Answer 3

I have done that, the first thing to do is get her a good guy, one that understands her situtation, and who can perform as another girl does to please her, with his tounge..and will allow her to have a grilfriend if she wants at the same time they are dating, soon she should realize that being with the guy, if he is good to her, and good in bed, is a more normal lifestyle to persue, and the fact that the guy will let her sometimes go out with another girl and not be jealous is the best of both worlds, most girls wont be so open to dating another because they are so insecure.....good luck..any more questions just let me know, glad to help....

Answer 4

lmao@delesbian someone..you cant do that nor as a friend should u want to do that...she isnt screwed because of that...she needs to change other things in her life to become a good person, not that.

Answer 5

If you're such a good friend.....just leave her alone. Being gay doesn't mean your life needs a change. Stop trying to help her be something she's not and just keep being her friend.

Answer 6

Accept her for who she is. There's nothing wrong with her and if your really care about her you'll change who you are and let her go down on you. Try it you will like it.

Answer 7

you dont de-lesbian any girl if they truely only like girls, and i have a friend like that, jsut show her that you there for her, and be there for her, and support everything she does, she can make things chane if she tries to with the help of a good friend beside her.

Answer 8

Lol what is it about women that makes them want to change everyone. Here I thought is was just men they wanted to change.

You can't change your friend, you can be there for them, you can support them, you can even give advise, but to change they must do that for themselves.

Answer 9

You can't "De-Lesbian" her. If she is truly a lesbian, she was born that way. That's like asking "how do I de-africanize" and african american.

Everyone is unique in some way, her uniqueness lies in her sexual preferences, which is something she is born with, and cannot be changed.

Answer 10

if she says she wants to be a better person means she should have a model. let her keep i touch with her model
p.s:pray 4 her