i have no clue, besides using a nutcracker on him. lol
2006-08-11 11:44:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
um...feed him foods that'll give him really bad constipation? then tell him to squeeze it out without the help of fiber or prunes? Then tell him it's worse than that.
That's a hard question cause it's easy to let the guy experience what it's like to carry a child but not to birth one...
2006-08-11 11:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL, I think that he made that suggestion because he knew that there would be no way that he could experience something like that first hand. He doesn't want to seem inconsiderate, but he is also glad that he doesn't have to be the one to go through that.
2006-08-11 11:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by Erica M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, reading through these answers it seems women sure are bitter about birth pains, huh?
The punishments for men who DARE to wonder how bad the pain is sounds just like the punishments you people demand for child molesters too. I wonder if that's a coincidence, or just female human nature.
2006-08-11 11:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by ratboy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well... I thought about it and really, you dont wanna know! (from how i understand it) most of the pains of birth come from stretching? I doubt your husband would want to do this, but... Somehow you would have to strech him out. the only hole you can do that in is his anus... ram a large dildo up there, or use a thick cucumber, lol you had to ask!
2006-08-11 11:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by Empty Skies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear that passing a kindy stone is the closest thing to giving birth to a child. I think that if that ever happened to him, he wouldn't want to experience what it's REALLY like.
2006-08-11 11:49:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The day before, make him do 1000 sittups while suffering appendicitis. Then ask him to push a grapefruit out his anus, and electrocute his abs for contractions...
2006-08-11 11:49:40 · answer #6 · answered by Angela M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Start off by poisoning him, wait for the stomach cramps to kick in. Kick him in the back, then yank on his manhood really hard. I think that's about as close as you could get.
2006-08-11 11:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a fake tummy and strap it on him and make sure he doesnt take it off for a list a month and see how he likes it
2006-08-11 11:52:50 · answer #8 · answered by Jay Jay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strap a bowling ball to his *** for nine months, then force it up his anal canal. I think he'll get the idea.
2006-08-11 11:52:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have him try to push a watermelon through a straw.
2006-08-11 11:47:30 · answer #10 · answered by hithere11757 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋