My woman is always farting in her sleep. What can I do to prevent this?
2006-08-11 11:43:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Women's Health
She's just dreaming about you, and its her way of blowing you a kiss....you should feel honored.
Don't try to prevent it....enjoy it.....feel special.
2006-08-12 05:08:35 · answer #1 · answered by JC 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
2-4 Rolaid Tablets right before bed. And some for yourself because she may not have told you but Men do the same thing only worse than women. LOL. Good Luck
2006-08-12 13:50:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, my boyfriend says the same thing, it's because I won't fart in front of him, so he thinks I just dont fart, but when you are sleeping, your muscles loosen up and you let em rip, and you have no idea you did it. plus we had to hold it all day! because girls dont fart!.....just so you know, you guys do it too. she probly is a heavy sleeper and just doesnt hear yours!
2006-08-11 19:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by RIA 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
You probably fart too. Everyone does. Get over it.
2006-08-11 18:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by karen wonderful 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
to get back at men who fart anytime anywhere...really..ask her to take something before bed...at the drugstore like DIGEL is one i think for gas
2006-08-11 18:47:32 · answer #5 · answered by Happy Summer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cement, or duct tape.
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2006-08-11 18:45:29 · answer #6 · answered by Nitz Frugent 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thy fart because you wont do it for them. you fart then pull the bed clothes over there head.
2006-08-11 18:51:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to sleep faster
2006-08-11 18:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica Marie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could do a nasty, but she'd probably wake up and clobber you. Put a fan on your side to blow that putrid gas away from you, keep it on her side of the bed.
2006-08-11 18:46:29 · answer #9 · answered by fishing66833 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
stick a cork in her,and a little bit of duct tape, to strap it down. all ya, please don't smoke during this procedure, it's very explosive. after you have her butt checks sealed with duct tape, ya do have to make sure that all cracks are sealed. & tie a string on her so that she won't float away.
In the morning, make sure you and the kids, dogs,and cats are out of the house before she unseals the crack and pull the cork out.
2006-08-11 19:10:21 · answer #10 · answered by rickinobetz 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋