funny jokes, stories. anything. This day has been awful and I need a good giggle. Hope you can help.
2006-08-11 11:23:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
me to i had a bad day better not talk about it
2006-08-11 11:26:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ladies,i want to tell you thank you for everything that you do for us men. the way you cook us a delicious meal, the way you take care of the children without any help from us,the way you give us advice,information and wisdom.without you beautiful ladies,i for one, know that us men can not and would be able to survive.i am not saying that you ladies main purpose in life is to serve us men.i am just taking the time to thank all the women in the world for their help,love,kindness and for just being you. There Are A Lot Of Ladies Out There That Are Not Appreciated Or Their Feeling Down. Hope I Could Cheer You Up.
God bless you!!
2006-08-11 11:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by Angel_Anton 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well to be honest I am not the funniest person, so you should start with watching some comedy central, maybe Half Baked will be on. Always makes me laugh. You could also watch the latest Dane Cook video on www.danecook.com, that would make you laugh. Personally i like to look in the mirror to laugh. Works everytime. Gigity Gigity, Gigity Guu!!!!
2006-08-11 11:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by guttermouth029 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess what i fell on stage when i was proforming a dance today and the really funny part about it my ex boyfriend girl friend was sitting in the front row. I was so mad b/c i saw that b i t c h lol. , but it's all good b/c her man still want to be with me LMAO
2006-08-11 11:27:28 · answer #4 · answered by yaya t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shame, hopefully this will cheer you up.
A man was walking down the sidewalk one day, when he saw a tennis ball lying there. So he picked it up and put it in his pocket. A blonde approached him and asked "Whats that funny bulge?" The man replied "Tennis ball". The blonde looks at him and says "Oh, that must be sore! I had tennis elbow once!"
(In case you don't know, tennis elbow is a condition where your elbow swells up!)
2006-08-11 11:30:56 · answer #5 · answered by kittykins 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are no bad days. Some days are better than others.
2006-08-11 11:29:48 · answer #6 · answered by jackie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told this already, but it's the cutest joke I've heard all week.......did you hear Willy Nelson was hit by a truck?.......he was playin' on the road again!
2006-08-11 11:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I've had a bad week! Sorry I can't help you out!
2006-08-11 11:29:03 · answer #8 · answered by jessie c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry can't top the tennis ball joke- that's great!
2006-08-11 11:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by banshee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet you can't say flibbertigibbet without at least cracking a smile!
2006-08-11 11:27:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋