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2006-08-11 10:52:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

Ok lets keep it respectful nothing nasty like some of you guys ok thanks

2006-08-11 12:17:00 · update #1

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No. What you need is an understanding of how to respect women. We aren't things you "pick up". If you are a good guy (which that sounds questionable) that is much more appealing than a jerk with "lines" to spew out. Besides, we laugh at that garbage.

2006-08-11 10:55:45 · answer #1 · answered by MadforMAC 7 · 1 1

There are many sites on dating and usually the first question is how do you ask someone out. Many people resort to "Lines". Here are some of the funniest ways people have asked people out in Church.

At the end I will reveal the emabaressing details of how I asked MY wife out. (don't cheat read them all)

* Nice Bible
* You know Jesus?! Me, too!
* God told me to come talk to you.
* I know a church where we could go and talk.
* How about a hug, sister?
* Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
* Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
* What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
* The Word says, "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry." So how about dinner?
* You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither!
* You want to come over and watch "The 10 Commandments" tonight?

for the rest of these (including where I asked my future wife out) go to http://www.gethsemenerose.com/archives/purity%20articles/askingoutachristian.htm

2006-08-11 10:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Don't use any cheesy lines! last time a guy used a line on me I laughed at him.
He said 'nice dress, it would look better on my bedroom floor'. What a loser, assuming someone will sleep with you when you've only just met also won't get you any brownie points. So avoid that one!
Just smile across the room, if she doesnt smile back, don't even bother with the next step...

2006-08-17 21:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by toyotagirl 2 · 1 0

How about honesty? I hate pick up lines and usually will ignore a guy that gives me one....I love someone who shares an honest observation with me.....that is classy!

2006-08-18 01:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by rainysnana 4 · 1 0

Just toss some feed on the ground. The chicks will follow.

2006-08-11 10:55:53 · answer #5 · answered by racingcowboy58 6 · 2 1

If we have a power failuer would you come by my place because you sure do light up a room

2006-08-11 11:01:50 · answer #6 · answered by bullticky 5 · 0 0

u could try, hey do u like duct tape ? or try one of the classics like LET ME TIE U UP !, but the best one is I HAVE A HUGE TRUNK

2006-08-11 10:58:46 · answer #7 · answered by hunglow 3 · 0 1

hello, how are you doing, I think your beautiful, how about we go to lunch or grab a cup of coffee and get to know each other.

2006-08-11 10:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

kind of annoy them at first......when they get up to leave.....

You: Are you going somewhere? If you are, I will help you pack.......i have a huge trunk......hahahahahahah, maybe a lil lame, but......not tooo dirty

2006-08-17 13:31:27 · answer #9 · answered by BigDaddy1 2 · 0 0

don`t say one just get to the point.

2006-08-11 10:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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