Question 1: Is there life after chicken soup?
Question 2: Do you know that ducks are evil?
2006-08-11 10:19:13 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Renting & Real Estate
Those are tough.
Chicken soup: I know its hard but there IS life after chicken soup although it may not feel like it at the moment. Face your fears and go with whatever your heart tells you. Perhaps you could progress to chicken and leek. Its a big step though, good luck babe
Ducks: they are evil, any creature whose quack does not echo is not of this world. My advice: stay well clear of them and don't EVER look one in the eye!!
2006-08-11 10:24:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes their is life after chicken soup unless the evil duck gets to it and put poison in it
2006-08-11 10:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are a chicken, there is no life after chicken soup. If ducks are that evil, make them into soup.
2006-08-11 22:12:19 · answer #3 · answered by Lewiy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chicken soup I have no idea.
Ducks are evil but not as evil as cows. I had a dream once that cows had taken over the world, no idea how. the earth was in a state of apocalyptic destruction and i was a member of the underground resistance. i don't know what happened because my alarm went off. it is the only dream i can remember, which makes me think it must be flash of future events.
2006-08-11 10:30:25 · answer #4 · answered by wallrus22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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It seems you are one of the very few people who
have made this connection.
A recent study by the Center For Avian Life Studies
and Economics found that ducks that were fed on a
regular diet of chicken soup, regular in this instance
being three times a week, turned from tasty dinners
into evil hell spawn bound in a mission of such dest-
ructive intensity that the entire herd of 432,003 were
put down, put down being, in laymans terms, fried
with a large dose of napalm then the ashes scraped
from the ground and sent to Pluto on a little known
retalitory strike against the Plutonians who sent us
both G. W. T. F. Bush and T. W. T. F I.T. Blair ...
Please destroy this on reading as all information will
decompse into good healthy fertilizer 187 and a 1/2
seconds ...
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2006-08-11 10:36:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No there is no life after chicken soup, not for the chicken.
anyway.
Yes ducks are evil one chased me once and wanted to bite my *** off.
2006-08-11 10:28:47 · answer #6 · answered by nosnibor_jay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes there is life after chicken soup but you have to cross the road for it, as for ducks there only evil if fed wholegrain.
2006-08-11 10:26:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is life after most chicken soups, although that is not for every case.
And some duck r evil and some r crazy, they usually grow up to be like their owners.
2006-08-11 10:25:18 · answer #8 · answered by Muss knows best 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you are evil for eating chikensoup and the ducks only pretend to be evil so people are too scared to turn them into soup.
2006-08-11 12:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by Paula 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer to 1. I am now a convert to cheese soup. Luuuurrvly!
2. Dunno about ducks but my girlfriend is totally convinced that squirrels all over the world are out to get her and I have seen the proof! I think that mean that squirrels are a far eviler breed than ducks!
2006-08-11 10:27:07 · answer #10 · answered by Whitelord 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋