ok.....your answer to this question will determine the course of THE UNIVERSE!!?

Question

should i wear my red or orange boxers today?

ok some prick just reported me on this question. WTF! its perfectly legal!

Answer 1

Neither..wink..wink!

Answer 2

OK, let's think this through. If you're going to have your pants on all day, it obviously doesn't matter. However, if you're going in for that prostate exam, if the orange boxers are bright orange, it's possible that they could cause the doctor to be a bit aggressive, and . . . well, you know. Now, suppose your day is only going to be spent at the office; what if you bust the seam out of your slacks? Again, the orange boxers are going to draw a lot of attention. You're sure to be giggled at, if not ridiculed, while the red wouldn't be nearly so surprising. Oh, you'll be noticed, but, if you're wearing the red ones, the reaction will be minimized.

I personally would wear the red. In fact, I'd throw the orange jobs in the back of the drawer and forget 'em. Of course, you'll have to do what your gut tells you. (Wear the Red)

Answer 3

I have some boxers that have skulls and red, orange and yellow flames on them. You should wear some like that.

But how do penguins wear boxers, anyway? Aren't your legs to stubby and wide apart to fit into boxers?

Answer 4

Red.

Answer 5

Orange--Go Vols!!

Answer 6

what time of the month if its time wear red other wise wear orange shows skid marks less

Answer 7

I say you should wear the red ones.

Answer 8

Whichever keeps the universe from colapsing upon itself!

Answer 9

red

Answer 10

red

Answer 11

Red - it's Friday