amuse me! im bored!
2006-08-11 09:38:06 · 20 answers · asked by JOE JOE 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
2006-08-13 22:38:26 · answer #1 · answered by nightevisions 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
Sometimes it is juxtaposed with another category of humor:
2006-08-15 00:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he wanted to join the pandas. Well actually he wanted to join the male pandas in captivity in north america. As a panada in captivity in north america he would get plush surroundingd much better than the chicken habitat across on the other side of the road. The panda would be givin a panda chick to impregnante. If the panda refused to stick it to the panda chick than he would be givin free porn to get him in the mood. If this panda was so messed up the zoo would give him a new panda. Say he does do the panada biatch and she does give birth to his little panda off springs, the panda chick and the cubs would be shipped off to asia. The zoo promised to ship off any pandas born in captivity to asia. The panda chick will be shipped off to recuperate from the amazing sex. Lets reveiw if the chicken does cross the road and become a panda he gets free sex & porn on demand & not to mention a great habitat much better than any habitat of a chicken. that is why the chicken crosses the road
2006-08-11 16:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well I wouldnt know, chickens should be at KFC or something. How Bored can you be? Just look up the answer. There are millions of them. There is a really funny one by Jessica Simpson.
Um Here it is: Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
2006-08-11 16:55:25 · answer #4 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to prove he wasnt a chicken. and he saw a nice looking boy chicken and wanted to marry him but he only lived on the other side of the road.
2006-08-11 16:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by fashionistaqt 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he saw the Kentucky Fried Chicken truck pulling up behind him!
2006-08-11 16:40:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The chicken crossed the road to see his flatmate, (get it?) flat mate, HA HA HA HA HA
2006-08-12 05:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would a chicken be on the road they live in teh ponds and lakes and stuff
2006-08-11 22:25:26 · answer #8 · answered by softballin9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so he could go make chicken love with the rooster across the street then go to Chick-fil-a for dinner and the go to the movies to see chicken little then go home and make some baby chicks.
2006-08-11 16:58:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
To get to the check cashing place before it closed. Got to get some mad dog. It's Friday night you know.
2006-08-11 16:41:31 · answer #10 · answered by Ha Ha Charade You Are................... 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋