What is the worst thing you have ever fed someone?

Answer 1

I got pretty pissed off at everyone at my work, so one monday I was the first one in and I found that the coffee grounds from last week were left in the coffee maker, of course they were moldy, so instead of taking it out of the machine, I just re-used it instead. Everyone ended up getting sick. However, my story can't beat something that my finace did.

When he used to work at buffalo wild wings, a guy that we hated from school came in to eat, so he went into the bathroom with an empty cup, filled it with toilet water, took it back into the kitchen, mixed it with hot sauce, and poured it over the guys wings, ew. Well then I found out today that this is not the worst thing he ever did...apparently a woman really pissed him off so he pissed in a cup and mixed it with vinegarette then poured it over her salad. Now that's sick!

Answer 2

I was chosen to make a huge pot of Chicken Noodle home made soup to end a fast that my church was doing. About 75 people had literally done a 3 day fast and we were coming together for a meal and celebration of it.

My home made soup really is phenomenal, but the service was over sooner than I thought it would be so I had to crank up the heat towards the end of the simmering. Don't ya know...I burned the bottom of that big kettle of soup. The carbon burnt taste went all through it. At that point it was too late to make more or do anything about it.

I'm just glad there were all REALLY hungry. It was awful.

I've since separated myself from that particular cult and look back on it and laugh.......no kidding, it's like I threw a couple Kingsford Briquettes in there for added flavor! HAHA

Answer 3

Other then dropping a few things on the floor OPPS, hey I always rince it off.... maybe the lunch meet was a little over due... but no one has gotten sick or died.

The best thing a group of girls did was flatten some 7 up and then pour it into a volka bottle. We then had a girl's older sister come to the party and act all bad ars and pour it in the punch bowl. Everyone except for 5 of us who knew about it- act like they were completely drunk for the rest of the night. I think someone told them the next day at (high) school- it was a prank. LOL

Answer 4

I didn't feed them to her, but I baked them, and she unknowingly ate 3/4 of the batch, but...
Pot Brownies (cousin that I live with didn't notice and ate A LOT of them). She had no clue what hit her. It was actually pretty funny, although I still to this day don't understand why she didn't taste it, or put two and two together that she was stoned. She just kept floating around the house like, why am I tired, why can't I concentrate... Funny funny.

Answer 5

how does that saying go? "Don't feed me that B.S...."

as a figure of speech, I'd say that.

actually, I think the worst thing I ever tried to make was this hot soup. I got the recipe and tried to make it. I put too many peppers in and used boneless, skinless chicken breast instead of bone-in chicken. It was so hot, I think it fried my taste buds right off.

Answer 6

Bongwater. Disguised as Mountain Dew.

Answer 7

Brocoli

Answer 8

Turkey Log.....LMAO! It was this chopped and formed "brick" of half white meat half gray meat thing supposedly made from turkey, but i suspect it was really lips, beaks, assholes and floor sweepin's. That was like 10 years ago, and my husband still tells the story at parties!!

Answer 9

I was mad at a room mate at camp once, so when I had a chance I snuck into the kitchen and baked her brownies with exlax in them. She didn't come out of the bathroom for three days! ;)

Answer 10

gotta be pureed spinach- when I worked in a nursing home. Or maybe it was the pureed refried beans, or the pureed salad- Heck, anything pureed will about make you wanna hurl!!!! And they wondered why those poor old people lost weight??