What practical jokes have you done?

Question

Me, I once put mayonaise in my friend's hand and body cream. Can you rival that?

Answer 1

Yes I told our work experience girl that I ate Dog biscuits.

I got a bag of Pedigree Markies and pretended I was going to eat one.

When she was sure I wouldnt, I did.

Well actually it was a fig roll that I had hidden in the palm of my hand all along. They look alike!

I then tried to get her to eat one too, but stopped short of letting her do it.

Answer 2

I like to have a laugh and a joke with my neighbours and the best thing I done was the following, they have a kind of porch at their front door only a small one so what I did was got lots of party poppers from my local pound shop and while they were out I stood there like a prat for god only knows how long popping all the party poppers through their letter box. And when they came home and opened the door well the mess was such a laugh, thank god it was only in the porch so the mess was not too bad and was a good laugh.................. They very kindly put it all together and posted it through my door..... lol
Their joke to me was the fact that I got a real Christmas tree and when I was finished with it I put it in the side of the garden which is shared and it was there for the most amount of time, so they very kindly put a for sale sign on it, lol very funny a big hint for me to get rid of it, so what I then done was put another sign on it sold for free and put the tree into their front garden.
This is just a couple of joke we play on each other so as you can guess we are glad to be living where we are and living with our neighbours. lol
They are away on holiday today and I was thinking I might decorate their back garden with toilet roll, lots of it, but my joke will be ruined if it rains and the mess will be too much.....

Answer 3

I have a friend who is a surgeon ,and I have a small man about 1 inch long which I keep in my purse(just in case I ever need a man)one Sunday whilst my friend was talking to the pastor after church I put the man under my Friends front wheel on the car park, got his wife and all the kids to stand around whilst Someone else ran inside to tell him there was a man led in the car park, he left the pastor and came hurtling through church saying I'm here it's OK everyone ,as he slowed down at the crowd of people he said were is he the children all looked and pointed to the toy man every one fell about laughing and so did my friend it's been talked about on many occasions.

Answer 4

My best friends dad was really good at practical jokes. He always got everyone around him but no one ever was able to get him. One April Fools day we found this awesome realistic looking big fake spider, her mom had just been talking about finding a huge spider in the shower, they both wear glasses, but do not put them on until after they take a shower in the morning so we came up with this fun joke. I stayed the night at her house (this was back in high school) sometime in the middle of the night we snuck up and put the spider in her moms bathtub. When we woke up in the morning we found it on the couch downstairs and just assumed we didn't get them. When they got home her mom was talking about how she found a huge spider in the shower, she went to get a glass to trap it because she didn't think anyone would believe she found it. She said she didn't know it wasn't real until the glass landed on one of its legs and it didn't move. Then her dad pipes up with " no wonder it didn't move, I sprayed that @#$^ with a whole can of bug spray!
We laughed at them all day (what a nice husband to just leave it in there and not even tell her hehehehe )

Answer 5

As a student in the late 80's I went Christmas shopping with a couple of friends, who were very active and well known in the Students Union and somehow I managed to lose one of them whilst in a large store.

You've got to picture the scene. It's the week before Christmas. It's the first floor of a large store, it's absolutely packed. I'm 20 years old, I turn to my female companion who's also about 20 years old and I say "where's Dave". Quick as a flash, she replies, "Oh no, I think we've lost him". Now, to be fair, I absolutely promise that it wasn't planned, but there just happened to be a store assistant stood next to us.

The assistant saw the look of panic on my friends face, and immediately wanted to help. Seeing a male and female twenty-somethings saying they had lost Dave, she merely PRESUMED that we had lost our son. Wanting to help, she asked us what clothes Dave was wearing, what colour his hair was, in fact the only piece of information that she didn't ask was his age!

And so, at the height of the Christmas shopping season, the editor of the student union magazine found himself being paged, over the store tannoy, with "Would Dave ****** please come to the enquiry desk on the first floor, where your parents are waiting for you". About one hundred students in the store heard the tannoy message and started to laugh, knowing who was being paged. We did indeed wait, and the look on the face of our eighteen year old, five foot ten friend was a picture of embarrasment. Strangely enough, we got thrown out of the store.

Answer 6

A gang of us were on holiday a few years back and one night after a feed of drink we went back to our flat. My mate collapsed in a heap into bed after way too much drink. I placed a mars bar into his pants (not gay by the way) and the next morning he woke up and it had melted everywhere and looked like... well you get the picture.
He wouldnt get out of bed for hours in case anyone would see what he thought he had done to himself! Priceless!!!

Answer 7

Forged jury service papers and mailed them to a mate...he went around telling everyone he had jury serivice...

The fun bit was I was in a different city at the time and he thought he was safe. Everyone was in on it.

Answer 8

we took 130 plastic cups and filled them with a lil bit of water and stacked them in a huge pyramid in front of our RA's door so when he woke up the mourning he had to knock them all down and spilt the water everywhere

Answer 9

Hotfoot, paint toenails, shave cream in the hand & tickle the nose....all while people were asleep

Answer 10

I put a waxing strip on a male friends leg when he was sleeping.....and left it there.
When he woke up he pulled it off, and screamed like a b***h!!!