The problem with the body in my back (see previous post) yard will not go away. I decided the best sollution was to remove it. I delegated Anthony to take care of it. He delegated Jesus (new gardener) to take care of it. Jesus, it would appear is a rather lazy fellow, took it upon himself to simply heave it over the wisteria hedge into the neighbors yard. Unfortunatly it landed atop his prize rhododenrons. I dispatched Anthony to reason with the neighbor. After being beaten soundly about the head and shoulders by a 9 iron (could have been a 6 but Anthony was a bit addled) Anthony returned to inform me that the neighbor was going to be coming over to exact his revenge upon me. I had Jesus bring the body back but the rhododendrons seem to be the issue. I offered to have Jesus replant them to no avail. Alerting the authorities is obviously not an option. I suppose I could act proactively, but then I would have another disposal problem. What to do? What to do?
2006-08-11 09:15:05 · 21 answers · asked by Dave B 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Tell Jesus to cash in the favor that the people from Culiacan owe him from that time he was in Bogota (he knows what I am talking about). Be sure to plan a vacation or be seen in public the day that they will be over at your neighbors house. By the next day your neighbor will be wearing a neck tie directly from Colombia. Don't worry about the disposal... they need the bodies to transport some more merchandise. Problem solved.... Any other questions?
2006-08-11 09:29:24 · answer #1 · answered by Eric 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
by applying regulation if a canines assaults yet another in his own backyard then the proprietors of the injured canines are to blame for their own vet costs and no punishment comprises the canines. inspite of the undeniable fact that, chasing it into its own backyard then attacking it extremely is yet another count, your canines substitute into now no longer on his own belongings and attacked the different canines by applying itself turf. I had a rotti who might chase unusual canines and cats off the valuables yet in no way attacked and can provide up as quickly because it had left the valuables. in the adventure that your canines has a historic previous of killing different animals formerly then you've a controversy the place you would be to blame for the 1st guy or woman who needs reimbursment for their puppy. For a canines to act out this style and that aggressive to be killing or feeling gentle adequate to leave his territory and attack yet another puppy on their own skill you have in some way raised this canines improperly. My rotti might have attacked if mandatory or if their substitute right into a threat yet this substitute into no longer the case, as quickly as the canines runs the threat is long gone. If a toddler substitute into to return onto your belongings then hazard is with this aggression he might attack it. needless to say there is adequate data that this canines has killed formerly and alter into overly aggressive so which you would be charged if a element like that could desire to ever take place. you are able to retrain your canines, there is no longer something incorrect with him being shielding, yet shielding and overly aggressive are 2 various issues and purely an proprietor pushes a canines to that. i do no longer think of the canines could be positioned down because of the fact of your loss of perfect possession yet extremely than you pay for the damages that take place.
2016-11-04 09:32:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez, wish I could help you Dave B., but my back yard is full now. And my trunk!!!!
And I have a confession.
2006-08-11 09:43:24 · answer #3 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you are going to have 2 bodies to dispose of
2006-08-11 09:27:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your neighbor has the right idea.
You should beat him to the punch and eat a gun.
We'd all, and I do mean ALL, feel better then.
2006-08-11 09:21:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just put the pipe down and get some rest.
2006-08-11 09:21:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are better places to publish your short fiction.
2006-08-11 09:21:23 · answer #7 · answered by Austin W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do him
you have no option, unless you can frame the body on him
nah, just do him, more fertilizer for the flowers
2006-08-11 09:20:33 · answer #8 · answered by anonacoup 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You deserve to be shot, quit complaining.
2006-08-11 09:31:04 · answer #9 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time for a road trip.
2006-08-11 09:19:13 · answer #10 · answered by acmeraven 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋