who wants to luv me longtime?

Question

im bored,make me laugh please

Answer 1

I DO! I f u are old enough and if u look like you AVATAR!.

Answer 2

This elephant is walking through the jungle, and gets a thorn stuck in his foot. It hurts like hell, and he can't get it out. So, he asks this mouse, "Excuse me, mr. mouse. Can you pleeeeese pull this thorn outta my foot?" The mouse looks at him skeptically and says, "What's in it for me?" The elephant says, "Anything. Christ, anything you want. Just get it out!" The mouse says, "OK. But you have to let me f*uck you in the asss!" The elephant stares at the mouse for a few moments and agrees, rolling his eyes. So the mouse yanks out the thorn, and scurries up the elephant's leg, climbes under the elephant's tail, and starts humpin'.

Meanwhile, there are two monkeys in a tree. One monkey nudges the other one, and says, "Hey, Frank. Check this out!" He grabs a coconut, and heaves it at the elephant's head. The elephant lets out a deafening cry, and the mouse peeks out from under the elephant's tail, and yells, "YEAH!!! TAKE IT ALL, BITCHH!!!!


LOL


check these out too, bored one:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=balls_are_huge

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=chappelle

Answer 3

For 20 million american dolla.....

I make you hollla......

Answer 4

how old are you

Answer 5

smileS!
i suck!
Yeshua!

Answer 6

haaaaaaaaaaaa?

Answer 7

sure why not

Answer 8

haha.... why you no call me!!!!

Answer 9

fie dolla fie dolla please

Answer 10

2 Pts!!!! Thanks.