How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2006-08-11 09:04:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Please show your calculations too. Thanks.
2006-08-11 09:07:03 · update #1
Someone is gonna get some points for best answer so showing your calculations are paramount.
2006-08-11 09:12:03 · update #2
oh that's easy. just take the amount of trees within walking distance of eacother (W) and divide it by the size of the wood chucks front two teeth (T) then multiply that number by any number (F) and you'll get
W/TxF= ?
2006-08-11 09:16:59 · answer #1 · answered by hey_finny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank god the woodchuck cant chuck wood ..
But in case he can .. that means before we came here woodchucks could have chucked all the wood .. and we wouldnt have seen anywood over here .. and many other things wouldnt had happened Including you asking this question
Maybe you could have asked
How much Plastic would a plasticChuck Chuck If a PlasticChuck Could Chuck plastic ?
2006-08-11 10:02:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood...Then a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood... which is 35 planks.
2006-08-11 09:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-08-11 09:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by zbouncer 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll answer your question after you answer mine.
how many times can this question be asked on Yahoo answers?
but the answer is: A woodchuck could chuck all the wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-08-11 09:12:37 · answer #5 · answered by -Incline- 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe someone has already asked this question: but...here goes..
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.....
2006-08-11 09:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by Artemis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if a woodchuck would and could chuck wood, he would chuck so much wood that it would be a problem because we would need wood to use wood not just for a woodchuck to chuck huge woodchucks from the woodchuck because a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-08-11 09:08:40 · answer #7 · answered by porsha226 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I beleive this is a song played on the piano that is avaliable on Page 6 of the John W. Schaum Piano Course - Book A (The Red Book) :P haha. view sources for more info.
2006-08-11 09:11:20 · answer #8 · answered by Bhavesh.Chauhan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats a woodchuck?
2006-08-11 09:28:06 · answer #9 · answered by CHiNO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 woody + 1 chucking = $ 5.00 dry cleaning bill
2006-08-11 09:10:19 · answer #10 · answered by ♠♣♥Rogue♣♥♠ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋