2006-08-11 09:03:03 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Build a protective barrier of synonyms derived from the thesaurus and bombard you with oxymorons such as 'Microsoft Works!'
2006-08-11 09:09:40 · answer #1 · answered by gilgamesh 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First I would look up the words to see what the meaning is. This way I know how much you have just insulted me. Then I would respond to you with bigger words out of the dictionary. This way we can go back and forth attacking each other and increase our vocab. Sounds like fun
2006-08-11 16:11:59 · answer #2 · answered by Peanut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plebeian, be plenipotentiary, please!
Fatuous, Feeble and Feckless fellow - is that fawning feasible??
Would you really demur, deny or denude dictionaries? I deprecate your depravity! Depart!
Not pertaining to punctiliousness, I pummel and pulverise your pungent punditry.
I admit to ad nauseam admonition (albeit adroitly advanced), and advocate aesthetic affirmations of affinity...
hey - this is FUN! and all of this with a 'Collins Gem' pocket dictionary!
Turn to a page at random and let fly. Imagine what one could do with one that's much more biggerer!
Excellent idea.
Is that what you meant?
felicitations on fending feral feeling from fellows! Or are you fermenting fervent feelings, felon?
Ha! love it!
2006-08-12 18:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by Colin A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get my dictionary and use it to attack you back. Word fight, no physical damage done. But it is the person with the wider vocabulary will win the match.
2006-08-11 16:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by joebaby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smack you with the dictionary, for spelling words wrong like wut and wud! How can you misspell things that badly, and then use dictionary in the same sentence? I don't believe that you own, said dictionary!
2006-08-11 16:13:19 · answer #5 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you caught me completely off-guard, I suppose I would have to make up my own words, and make them sound as psuedointellectual as possible:
Optarianistic: looking for the best in every situation
contrasticularity: pointing out minute differences in people
phreneticadrenal causality : reason for car wrecks at Starbuck's
procto-stanchion syndrome: sore butt from too much computer
2006-08-11 16:17:16 · answer #6 · answered by Elwood Blues 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will defend myself with stronger word-weapons from an unabridged dictionary. Then I will launch counter attack.
2006-08-11 16:08:43 · answer #7 · answered by Fourty N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd just be thankful that you finally learned how to use a dictionary.
2006-08-11 16:08:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would deflect with words that mean the same thing from a thesaurus, and then throw a synonym roll at you!
2006-08-11 16:07:33 · answer #9 · answered by AnswerGiver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would use words you have never even heard of, and i wouldn't even use a dictionary, thesaurus, nor any other device for that particular matter.
2006-08-11 16:14:57 · answer #10 · answered by astronomicilman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋