mine is, "So we got off to see, the light turned green and the elephant left us!"
2006-08-11 09:02:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"you dig a big hole in the ice, stick a bunch of peas around it, and when he comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole."
2006-08-11 09:07:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 dollars is 10 dollars
2006-08-11 16:17:51 · answer #2 · answered by packy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is (done in an Irish accent) "Well, I had Mrs. O"Reilly's tit in me hand, but it isn't much good in a fight"
2006-08-11 16:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! God's time is 9:00 a.m. tomorrow.
2006-08-11 16:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by JenJen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clubs are in the car.
2006-08-11 16:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by adieu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"plus the constant of integration"
(Yes, it is a math joke)
2006-08-11 16:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by The Prince 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a frayed knot!
2006-08-11 16:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by brandy_nelson2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the pirate says, "Arrrr, it drives me nuts!"
2006-08-11 16:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by sandradee310 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cop!
2006-08-11 16:05:17 · answer #9 · answered by dh1977 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, i have no clue
i don't have a fave joke
2006-08-11 16:05:13 · answer #10 · answered by Orange ♥Mocha♥ Frappuccino 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋