any short cruise ship stories?

Answer 1

Well, I could tell you about the cruise before I started my 5 day cruise. The boat hosted a "short cruise" or "weekend cruise" the drunk dummies that were in the room we booked put a flame to the fire sprinkler and flooded that room and 3 other rooms on each side of it!
Because of the inconvenience, we got free pics and drinks the whole trip. And beach towels, champagne, fruit baskets, and a free tour on one of the stops!