I've heard a rumour that there is somewhere called reality outside of cyber land,shall we start an expedition?

Answer 1

...are you sure it's safe? sounds risky.

MYTHOLOGY AND FOLKLORE. that's greattttt. =D

Answer 2

Reality used to be a friend of mine but then Tony 'WMD' Blair became Priminister of the UK and George 'WMD' Bush became President of the USA and Reality became Hell to all Mankind as we spiraled into War, Death, Torture, Damage to civil liberties and human rights, Racism Presidential style and Religious Phobia - Reality we used to have as a Friend now it is owned by EVIL it is a no go zone for the peace yearning majority.

Answer 3

~Oh no, no, no! I've heard scary things about it. They say there's this really scary creature out there called a Bush that makes friends with people and gives them weapons and stuff and then turns around and starts war with them because they have the weapons and stuff he gave them. They say he even starts wars with people who have their own stuff that he wants. Some say he calls them some kind of "evil axle" or something like that so that he can get people to go along with his wars.

I've even heard that there's a whole big group of weird creatures called "religious fanatics" and they run around talking about how you have to love their god and if you don't they'll do all kinds of terrible things to you. Some will try to take away your civil rights and others will even try to kill you. They even say that some of the "religious fanactics" creatures have gotten into the big white house that the Bush creature lives in and they tell him what to do and he just smiles and bobs his head up and down and does it.

I've also heard they have these things called "lobbyists" and they all gang up on these creatures called "public servants" and give them lots of money to make them vote the way they want them too. But they don't lobby for ordinary people in reality, just the really rich people and big corporations.

I've also heard that they have this thing called a "welfare society" and somehow you can get free money and free food and free health care and free education and a free place to live and you don't even have to work for it. Supposedly, other people go to work for them and pay something called "taxes" so they can have all these free things. But they say that many of the little people who are working to pay the taxes for the "welfare society" don't have enough money to pay for the same things that others get for free. It doesn't make any sense to me, but that's what I've heard.

But scarier than that, believe it or not, I've heard that there is this tiny, tiny group of people called "the middle class" who are forced to work hard and pay money to keep the government running amok and going to war. There's a rumor that they are all alone trying to survive in reality but it's getting harder and harder for them.

Hmmm, maybe we should go get "the middle class" creatures and bring them over here. It sounds like they really need help.

Answer 4

Nah, If that was the case then there wouldn't be all these people here?. Reality is a myth that was invented by those .gov websites, they just want to trick people into believing there is something else out there.

Answer 5

I visited reality and all I got was this crummy t-shirt. And pants and boots and... okay this isn't about what I got. Actually, this is my vacation from reality, so when I get back, maybe I'll see you there. You bring the beer, I'll bring the ribs.

Answer 6

Oooooh! I'm game! i always wanted to go on an expedition!

Answer 7

Been there, done that. All I found was wars, high taxation, licentious greed, and someone called Dubya. I came back in.

Answer 8

reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol and computers ..
i allways have beer and computer so reality does not exist

Answer 9

never been the adventurous type but let me know how you get on

Answer 10

I keep hearing that rumor myself. I'm scared....

Answer 11

:-)


Yes, but I've heard it has pedophiles lurking there, and viruses!