A buddy of mine used to have a Lada Niva, and of course I always reamed his little crap box! I have a few jokes, tell me what you think and post any other that you might have for 10 pts!
Why does a Lada have rear window defrosters?
to keep your hands warm when pushing it.
How do you up the re-sale value of a lada?
Fill the gas tank.
What will you find on page 37 of the Lada manual?
A bus schedule.
I like those jokes, any others would be good!
2006-08-11 08:34:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Car Makes ➔ Other - Car Makes
Why do Russians drink warm beer?
Lada makes refigerators too.
2006-08-12 15:13:11 · answer #1 · answered by dollhaus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lada got a patent for windshell washer inside the car....
Everybody swears: What a SH*T - the systems cleans up.
2006-08-11 08:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by ncc.1703 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lada Jokes
2016-12-15 06:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋