Would you shop at a supermarket run by ninjas? Why or why not?

Answer 1

Yes no one would steal and I wouldn't have to worry about being robbed in the parking lot

Answer 2

I would not shop at a Ninja Market because:
Ninja would never enter the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

Ninja never scream just before attacking another ninja from behind. This will only alarm the ninja that you are about to do something funky.

Ninja always wear a mask. You never know when you will see someone that you don't want to see you. TIP: (read this over and over till it makes sense)

Ninja always carry a spare ninja uniform. You never know when you will need to change into something less dirty in mid-battle.

Ninja never store shuriken in their underwear.

Ninja use the swords of their enemies whenever possible. This way you can throw them into other bad ninja without having to worry about retrieving it later.

Other Ninja Wisdom:
When trying to stop a run-away golf cart its best to pick up the back end (with hand if possible) so the wheels just spin in the air while the occupants start to get scared.

When fighting on the golf course, crushed golf balls make a good blinding powder. Just grip the golf ball firmly between thumb and for-fingers, and then squeeze!

When necessary, the ninja star can be thrown with ninja toes. For example, say you are trying to gain entry into an airborne helicopter. You are using both hands to hold on and you want to plant a shuriken in the eyeball of the pilot, what do you do? Shuriken with ninja feet!

Instead of forging your own calthrops, you can simply use the kid’s toy "jacks". If you are a evil ninja, you can just steal them from a child, or even a lesser-ninja.

Simple way to tell what time it is without a clock is to call the local phone operator and ask them. Simple, but effective. Don't tell them your name.

When preparing for battle, take some time to do all the hand signs of kuji-in. You will feel better and look cool at the same time.

Always run sideways when possible. With proper application you can run through walls.

When jumping far distances, always roll up into a ball. It will give an extra 50 feet of jumping height.

Want to jump higher? Plant a corn stalk. As it grows each day jump over it. Gradually you will increase your jumping height as the corn grows.

Always use your ninja names when speaking to each other in battle. Don't let sneaky golfers listen in to your conversations and wreck your plans.

Try to fight in mid-air whenever possible.

Try to keep your weapons on display, even in storage. You never know when you will need them to look pretty for a pre-revenge scene.

Wearing black eyeliner is good for blending in with the environments. Especially good for public missions where photo ops may arise. Don't forget to wear your mask.

Answer 3

Yes i would because service would be really quick and everytime i need a workout i would come to the supermarket. No i wouldn't because I would be afraid that a ninja would attack me for no reason and im not a trained karate person.

Answer 4

Yes, I would feel protected. Besides, ninja's are cool, and prices would be cheaper because they wouldnt have to compensate for what people steal. Also, It would amuse me to pick up a box of rice crispies and find a ninja behind it keeping an eye out to num chuck the next person that steals stuff.

Answer 5

Ninjas are well known for getting price checks quickly. I'd shop there in a red-hot minute.

Answer 6

I don't care who runs the supermarket. When I need to go shopping I go.

Answer 7

yeah probably. Only because I'd be extremely nervous while shopping and then every time a ninja jumped out at me, And I'd scream and start cracking up..... Do you know how much fun shopping would be?!?

Answer 8

Absolutely. Ninjas are cool.

Answer 9

You mean buy in a supermarket where the sellers are hooded??? Of course not! I would not want to be robbed.

Answer 10

Sure...I shop at The Samurai Deli down the street, too.