2006-08-11 07:34:31 · 17 answers · asked by I'll nut on you. 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
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2006-08-11 07:39:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest that you start waving a selection of good stout hardened wood's in front of her fur covered snout. Perhaps tease her a little and reward her when she actually bites down hard on your proffered wood. You may want to stroke your beaver to make her feel relaxed, always remembering a relaxed Beaver is a happy Beaver! And she'll soon forget the Mackerel and be happily chomping on any wood you might want to feed her I hope this helps in the hand rearing of your Beaver.
2006-08-16 11:13:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
shave and bath beaver and give health massages and feed it lots of tongue apply lotions that heat the the beavers skin this ought to do it . If still not hungery beaver may be a cat eater or just plain frozen.
2006-08-18 08:16:39 · answer #3 · answered by brian L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll answer that question by asking another....can a beaver survive on a wood diet.?
2006-08-17 20:56:28 · answer #4 · answered by toyotagirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO join her in her pleasure of eating fish then have her take the all-wood diet!
2006-08-18 10:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so fond of this question that you have to post it 2 days in a row - or does this mean that we have repeats of all of your other disgusting questions to look forward to? God help us!
2006-08-11 09:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by Annie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why do you have a pet beaver? oh, wait. i get it. ha!ha!
2006-08-11 07:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start her on smaller branches and work your way up to THE LOG!
2006-08-11 07:40:05 · answer #8 · answered by loon_mallet_wielder 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why the heck would u have a bever as a pet? im just saying!
2006-08-11 07:39:57 · answer #9 · answered by icecutie102 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Feed her some bush
2006-08-17 02:05:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This question was done yesterday.
We need original stuff today.
2006-08-11 07:41:39 · answer #11 · answered by Special Ed 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋