Is doing laps around my block on a lawnmower-engined mini bike.
I feel like doing a Wile.E.Coyote and setting some humourous traps for him to ride into.
1) Do you have any suggestions?
2) Where do I stand legally in this?
2006-08-11 07:15:10 · 17 answers · asked by Skull 4 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
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2006-08-11 11:57:35 · update #1
Imaginary rope. You and a mate stand either side of the road pretending you are holding a rope. When the little f.ucker comes to pass you, pretend to pull the rope taunt. Then watch him try to stop in time and fall off. Legally you wouldn't have done anything.
2006-08-11 07:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Find a sharp bend in the road where there's a conveniently placed boulder with a flat face. Proceed to paint a straight road that disappears into the distance (shouldn't be too difficult for a man of your skills). Now sit back and watch him drive staight into the rock at top speed.
failing that, you could always drop an anvil on him.
2006-08-11 15:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My personal favourite is the trusty Acme Steamroller.
Plus you'll get £250 from You've Been Framed!
2006-08-11 16:59:38 · answer #3 · answered by sarah c 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Acme.
They have all kinds of stuff. Fake train tracks, thumb tacks, black paint, anvils, hand grenades, bombs, TNT, the works.
Their helpful staff can walk you through almost any scenario, and they have a crack legal department, so you'll stay out of trouble.
2006-08-11 16:05:40 · answer #4 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hurry and paint a piece of plywood EXACTLY like the road and before he comes back run it out to the street and prop it up. Hide and enjoy.
2006-08-11 14:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by iggwad ™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
999
2006-08-11 14:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by lady_di_ar125 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
get the hose out and soak the little sod.
stick a plank of wood accross the ground with nails in it,
there not road legal report him to the police, they conficate them usually lol
2006-08-11 14:24:11 · answer #7 · answered by ♥fluffykins_69♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you could get the Acme company to deliver a huge rock and drop it on his sorry a r s e from a great height. If its okay for Wilie Coyote then its good enough for you. In terms of it being legal though I think you would be f u c k e d..............................
2006-08-11 14:38:38 · answer #8 · answered by stingmyflesh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why bother with all that effort? Stick in the front wheel or just kick the f.ucker off.
Can you tell I'm in a bad mood about my latest suspension?
2006-08-11 18:32:47 · answer #9 · answered by SilentRunning 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know this might be useless, but you could try phoning the police, they're not supposed to be riding on public roads and footpaths without insurance, helmet etc.
2006-08-11 14:22:25 · answer #10 · answered by John T 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋