When Dick Cheney is in an undisclosed location is he really in a time machine. Did George Bush send him to the Middle Ages to cause the great plague by planting infected rats? To Ireland to cause the potato famine by poisoning the crops? To Germany to cause WWII? Etc. .. After all we do know that he and George put on diving gear to blow up the damn in Louisiana, that he and George flew those planes in the WTC towers and parachuted out at the last moment. How do we get the American people to wake up and see this irrefutable truth that is so evident to all the self-described smart people?
2006-08-11 07:08:33 · 7 answers · asked by scarlettt_ohara 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Not only that , Dick was the one who pumped up the sun causing Global Warming !
2006-08-11 07:36:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, but I wish that I can travel back in history in order to prevent calamities to humanity to make the world safe once more. Like, for example, I might exterminate all kinds of vermin in attempts to prevent all of Europe from the Black Plague when I travel back to the Middle Ages. I might fly the jet-airliner in the opposite direction in order to intentionally miss the World Trade Center's North and South towers in New York City so that all New Yorkers stop their constant complaining about there being an attack on 9/11 and making the whole wide entire world safe for all of humanity and we will all live happily ever after sometime in the immediate future. I might ship all of the envelopes filled with anthrax all the way clear to the farthest planet away from the sun called Pluto so that people do not have to worry about getting anthrax in unexpected packages that are too dangerous even for me!!
2006-08-11 14:45:36 · answer #2 · answered by Daniel L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think he's mastered time travel yet, but no doubt he was on the grassy knoll with his shotgun, and Chernobyl was definitely a Haliburton "no-bid" inside job. Keep up the great detective work!
2006-08-11 14:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by archimedes_crew 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dick doesn't need a time machine- he is so old that he was actually there!
2006-08-11 14:14:41 · answer #4 · answered by northwest.poet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, he came 'from' back in time to continue causing calamities to humanity.
2006-08-11 14:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by Dutch58 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes he did all of it. And he is proud of it too.
You are being rediculous.
2006-08-11 14:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by sassyk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.....i THINK you're being sarcastic, but the way liberals think and act these days, i can't be so sure waht side you're on!
2006-08-11 14:13:17 · answer #7 · answered by zoo2626 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋