I've got some stuborn belly fat to remove, but liposuction in a hospital is too expensive. I've cut moles and warts off myself and have given myself stiches, too. Does anybody know if it would be practiclal to perform liposuction on myself? Obviously, I would need local anesthetic.
2006-08-11 07:05:56 · 7 answers · asked by psychosolodiver 6 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
Drink a shot, get a vacuum with a hoze and presto! Not!! Moron!
2006-08-11 07:09:10 · answer #1 · answered by Creepy C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, here's what you need.
A good strong plastic straw.
A powerful eggbeater.
Lots of whiskey.
A knife.
Drink until your numb. Take the knife, cut a slit in you, take the eggbeater and liquifey that fat. Then take a straw and suck the fat out. Your good to go.
2006-08-11 07:33:57 · answer #2 · answered by ZenTurkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you for real? there is no such thing. you need stop eating as much as you are doing see a doctor get him to put you on a diet, you sound as though you enjoy the practice of abusing your body, you need to seek proffesional help.
2006-08-11 07:13:01 · answer #3 · answered by lefang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only thing that comes to mind is ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!!.I'VE CUT THINGS OFF OF MY BODY BUT IT WOULD BE ALOT EASIER TO KILL YOURSELF WITH HOME LIPOSUCTION.
2006-08-11 07:10:21 · answer #4 · answered by joecseko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uuuuuhhhhhh.......NO!!!! not unless you want to die, people die having it done in hospitals and you think you can do it yourself? I would think twice, and have you tried such a thing as exercise?
2006-08-11 07:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by dnicebnice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U MUST B HIGH!!
2006-08-11 08:09:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol if there is i am so there
2006-08-11 07:08:12 · answer #7 · answered by .:*BeAuTiFuL*:. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋