Tis the question.
2006-08-11 06:58:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
This one time, at band camp... I got myself selected president... but none of the other kids liked me...they said I was dumb, so I got mad. I got mad and started picking fights with smaller kids. Kids who were easy to pick on. They all asked why I was picking on smaller kids. I told them because they were evil doers. All the other kids at camp were not happy with me, so I said to them you are either with me or against me. After I started getting more comfortable pushing people around, I began stealing money. It was easy. All the other little kids were too busy playing with their ipods, watching their big screen plasma TVs and chatting on myspace. I just went in and pilfered money. Pilfering money is hard work you know. Well guess what, there was this other little kid who has always been picked on....even before I came along. This little kid decided to stop being pushed around...so this kid started beating up the kids around him. Everyone else on the playground starting getting mad, but no one would step in to stop the beatings. I just say next to him, smiling, laughing. I was smirking too. I like to smirk. Smirking is easy. I was smirking because now I had someone to help me in my quest to beat up ALL of the kids in camp who I didn't like....who were different than me...who thought different things than I do. Pretty soon, I will be King of the world....and my reach will extend to all corners of the playground... to the sandbox, to the swings, to the jungle gym.
Oh wait... you said most evil thing I have ever done... My bad, I was talking about George Bush....
2006-08-11 07:17:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smashed an ant and watched it as it squirmed and jerked, fighting for its life, then slowly going still..eternally.
That's pretty ******* evil.
2006-08-11 07:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
all evil is created equal...or so I'm told...I would have to say it was the time I shoplifted the satanic bible....Horrible deviant teen years...
2006-08-11 07:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by how dare I 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends on what you consider evil
2006-08-11 07:30:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got someone fired from thier job....Ooops!
2006-08-11 07:03:20 · answer #5 · answered by First Lady 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i try to peep on my sister bedroom when she undressing her school uniform
2006-08-11 07:02:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
get my brother into trouble.
2006-08-11 07:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by Cassondra 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋