or should I just admit that I had a small food fight with the guys and acted like a child again?
2006-08-11 06:27:45 · 18 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
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2006-08-11 06:50:56 · answer #1 · answered by Kristine B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't buy a new shirt. Tell your wife that your child side can out of you while on lunch. Telling the true is the best thing for everyone.
2006-08-11 14:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by fire bush 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you should show the shirt to your wife and maybe she'll get a chuckle out of it. I was typing all kinds of things pertaining to affairs until I read the "small print" - that's a good lesson for us all and just goes to show what the human mind tends to do - make a determination about what we think happened rather than assessing the whole situation based on facts! Thank you for the eye opener.
2006-08-11 13:41:04 · answer #3 · answered by heartforhelping 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why stay married dude? You oviously aint mature enough for it, so tell your wife you had your little fling and start a new single life, the way you really want to. Dont get married if you really arent fit for it. Or...start swinging....
2006-08-11 13:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your wife knows you by now and would probably worry if you weren't flinging your food at people.
2006-08-11 13:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy a new shirt ..keep the wife guessing LOL
2006-08-11 13:31:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU'RE CUTE AND YOUR WIFE HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. YOU GOT ME WHEN I READ THE ONE ABOUT THE SQUEEZABLE MAYO BOTTLE. GOOD THING I CLICKED ON TO ANSWER THE PERVERT OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN YOU ARE A GOOD CLOWN. KEEP IT UP....THE HUMOR THAT IS. OBVIOUSLY SOME FOLKS ANSWERING YOU DON'T BOTHER TO READ THE WHOLE STATEMENT/QUESTION. THANKS FOR THE SMILES.
2006-08-11 14:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by makamaepohaku 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no. when you get home, go straight to the laundry room and put your shirt into the washer and turn it on, then go straight to the bathroom and shower!!!
lol
2006-08-11 13:39:10 · answer #8 · answered by crazy_pixie_dust 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ther you go disrespecting your wife again. I bet you don't even have a wife.
2006-08-11 13:44:43 · answer #9 · answered by Amelia 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA!!! Hmmm.... Dont buy a shirt... OWN up to your childish ways! Be a man!!!
2006-08-11 13:33:35 · answer #10 · answered by Angel Eve 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋