I'm not feeling so good. 10 points for the person that can but a smile on my face (if you can make me laugh that would be even better).
2006-08-11 05:57:07 · 32 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just a smile? How bout I give u some hair for ur bald head...lol !
2006-08-11 05:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by Nisha 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Aww... what's wrong? Poor guy. I'm not feeling very good either so I'm having a hard time coming up with something to make you smile. Boo... I'm sorry! I hope someone else can do a better job and make you happy again! COME ON PEOPLE MAKE THIS BOY SMILE!!!
2006-08-11 08:48:23 · answer #2 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Close your eyes.
Think back to a time when you use to smile all the time. Remember the smile you thought would break your face.
What were you thinking about then. Think about it now - feel it in yourself - you can do it.
2006-08-11 06:03:50 · answer #3 · answered by BuyTheSeaProperty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are some jokes. Hope they make you smile. :)
Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn...Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2006-08-11 06:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by lidipiwi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pirate Joke
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."
2006-08-11 06:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by jackie2y2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay here I go , Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ? Hey did anyone ever tell you that your pic looks like the LITTLE BIII cartoon ! Cmon Let me see that beautiful smile .A smile is just a frown turned upside down !!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-11 06:12:58 · answer #6 · answered by godsbird2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope probably can't but I know if I was in front of you I could make you smile and laugh. Since I can't make you smile I hope you feel better real soon.
:)
2006-08-11 06:00:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the blonde smile when it was lightning outside?
Why does santa have 3 gardens?
What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw?
What are santa's helpers called?
*You'll have to email/im me for the answers*
2006-08-11 06:03:30 · answer #8 · answered by Chelsey 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only you can truly keep a smile on your face. You can't always rely on others to do it.
2006-08-11 06:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by Vinyleyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope! smiling starts from within...do yourself a favor 1st
2006-08-11 06:00:22 · answer #10 · answered by Simple1 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋