2006-08-11 02:04:44 · 13 answers · asked by misterlyle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Someone threw a sandwich at my head but missed and it hit an old woman :(
2006-08-11 02:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by Steph 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well it didn't happen to me but the funniest thing I saw this week was the bin man falling over. I know it sounds sick but it really was hilarious!
The bin lorry had stopped in the middle of the road as they do holding up the traffic both ways for ages. He was trying to act cool picking up this stuff and throwing it in the back when he tripped and fell backwards over a bag that the other binman had left behind him. I was at the front of the queue of traffic and so I saw everything! He did not hurt himself and even still tried to act cool while he picked himself up and dusted himself off. I however could not contain my laughter haha
2006-08-11 02:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by Showaddywaddy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i do not think it was like funny happening to me
but I had taken a watermelon and cut it in half
and placed it in the refrigator with duct tape around it so the juice would not make the refrigator sticky
And when my brother came over and looked in the refrigator
He asked me if I always put duct tape around my water melon
And I said yes I do so that when people come over to move things around in the frig, they will not knock over my watermelon trying to sneak a piece
So he asked if I was being selfish about it
and I said no
ANd he kept on & on so I said
are we fighting over watermelon
So I said well actually it is a present for mom, her birthday is in a few days so I wrapped it for her and that is why the duct tape is on it.
So then he said why did i just give it to her whole.
So to make a long story short
I said excuse me sweetheart
And I walked over to the frig and picked up the water melon
and said to my nephew ... here honey take this and share it with your friends.
I mean damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
2006-08-11 02:20:15 · answer #3 · answered by Queen A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I dreamed that my husband was leaving the house with some scary looking guy. All along the river that sits next to our house was cresting, and coming over its banks. Water was running down the street. the borough was quickly putting up sand bags to keep the water back and it wasn't working. my husband and this weird guy are leaving me standing there with my son and my now soak and wet cat. I asked him where are you going, he replies well I am going to the Bar Robin Williams is doing a stand up there tonight and afterward I am going to get his autograph. I said you can't go look! he says to me oh well we knew one day that river would do this and take everything we own, and I can't miss out on Robin Williams autograph! (my husband collects autographs). I then woke up. Later in the day I am sitting here reading yahoo news and see that who of all people is now in rehab for alcohol problems but ROBIN WILLIAMS. I think to myself how friggin weird is that? I dreamed that this man was to be in a local bar and now I read he is in rehab! Dunno freaked me out a bit. That was my strange thing this week.
2006-08-11 02:13:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I left the windows open on my car and when I came out to get into the car, I opened the door locks from the inside. As soon as I did that, the car alarm went off and I didn't know how to shut it off. Turns out, that once I put the key into the ignition, it turned off. Embarassing.
2006-08-11 02:08:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got screwed into buying a car from my dad which not only needs to be inspected by next month but needs new breaks, tires and a catalytic converter cover. LOL The irony in this is so astonishing that I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. :|
2006-08-11 02:09:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a few times this week, at work, i went over to talk to a friend a few cubicles away, (he was listening to his headphones at the time) and i must have an aura around me because 3 TIMES i did this, he said the song he was listening to changed to "Feeling way too damn good".
We have always thoght that this song pretty much summed up my life perfectly.
now if he hears that song come on, he automatically looks around to see if i'm coming around the corner.
2006-08-11 03:14:28 · answer #7 · answered by dracodws 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm... i was awake at 7:55 a.m and offed the alarm that was suppose to set off at 8 a.m....thinking that i'll have enough time to prepare myself for school. But when i saw the other clock by the toilet, it was already 8:34 a.m.! Man, what a rush...
2006-08-11 02:11:37 · answer #8 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well , not this week , but whenever I think of that .....
I was leaving my country for 3 months and my friends came to visit me and say goodbye , one of them had just brought a chain and she was showing it to me and I thought that it was a present 4 me !
That was so bad , I huged her and thanked her a lot and the poor girl had to tell me that it is not for me!
2006-08-11 02:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by Violet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boss was singing Phantom of the Opera yesterday. It was pretty funny.
2006-08-11 02:07:50 · answer #10 · answered by Davey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋