2006-08-11 02:00:33 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
TOP 10 WAYS TO MAKE GOD LAUGH
10. Tell him/her what you are going to be doing in 5 years.
9. Tell him/her you are fighting to keep his name in the "Pledge of Allegiance" to the flag of the U.S.A.
8. Ask him/her to help you with the lottery.
7. Tell him/her you are an atheist.
6. Tell him/her you have never sinned.
5. Show him/her how powerful your Wicca skills are.
4. Explain evolution to him/her.
3. Challenge him/her to a fiddlin' contest down in Georgia.
2. Try to convince him/her that you are a humanitarian.
And the number one way to make God laugh is...
1. Show him/her how you have kept your Bible in "like new" condition for years while you have had to replace your television several times.
2006-08-11 02:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by YahooGuru2u 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think God laughts alot. When an angel trips and falls. When another angel's halo is to big and falls down around there neck. When Angels get in an argument and one tells the other, "Go to Hell". When it rains on somebodys parade. When hell freezes over. If someones zipper breaks, When someone misses their flight because the're stuck in traffic. When computers crash. When a person gets caught speeding.........God laughs an awful lot, I think. Do you think He created the world and the people just to be serious?
2006-08-11 02:12:15 · answer #2 · answered by EMAILSKIP 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure God laughs at us everyday. He has a great sense of humor...just look all the oddities he has created... a dog that looks like a mop (Komodor), a dog that looks like a sheep (Bedlington), and a dog that needs to be ironed (Sharpei).
2006-08-11 02:06:33 · answer #3 · answered by WenckeBrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey tecvba thats from that song i think it's cotrol machete or cafe tacvba it was on the anores perros soundtrack
ay way to answer the question at hahand the asker should look at MY Question about the duck that will make god or anybody laugh
2006-08-11 02:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by raul b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sing like Britney Spears.
2006-08-11 02:03:28 · answer #5 · answered by Village Idiot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your the most inner secrets in u can make your God laugh
for he's able to search the heart of man in good dids or bad dids,
looks our funny plans some evil others good and laugh.
just as we do on our kids.
2006-08-11 03:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He laughs everytime he looks at the way you humans are acting, lol. My worst fear is to be in Gods presence when he sneezes... what do you say?
2006-08-11 02:04:46 · answer #7 · answered by MadMaxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he seems to have a good sense of humour when it comes to my life...... talk about person most likely to drive a drop top and get broke down with the top let back as it starts to rain in the middle of a desert!
2006-08-11 02:09:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make plans
2006-08-11 02:05:37 · answer #9 · answered by AmlZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proclaim yourself the mesiah.
God has to have a sense of humor, just look at the platypus.
2006-08-11 02:06:10 · answer #10 · answered by Joker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋