I am sure you will all provide me with lots of advice as there are loads of you out there. Thanks in advance.
2006-08-11 01:49:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
acottagebythesea, don't diss my religion or I may have to preach.
2006-08-11 01:55:33 · update #1
1. Make wild generalisations about large groups of people based on the fact that you once lived next door to one of them and they were always making a racket/cooking smelly food/respraying Jags on the front lawn. The key word to remember is "They"
2. Memorise the following stock phrases, which can used in any given situation: "send 'em back", "string 'em up", "god, can't you take a joke" and "stupid slag".
3. Remember, the simplest, least thought-out solution is always the best one
Good luck!
2006-08-11 02:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, although you can't get it over the airwaves in Manc, I'm sure you have some broadcasters that provide the equivalent of the American Fox News Network. Or you could view it on the Internet.
Soon, you will also be able to visit the George W. Bush Presidential Library and review how he acquired his wisdom in density, unimaginativeness, and xenophobia. Skip over the larger "Curious George", "My Pet Goat", and "Hardy Boys" sections and go right to the Rush Limbaugh shelf.
2006-08-11 03:00:34 · answer #2 · answered by AndyH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unbelievable, this question has been up for 5 whole mins and no-one has owned up yet??? But there's been so many of you the last few days. Hmmmm methinks they have a problem withself-identification. They would see themselves as intelligent people, proud of who they are (and secretly sooooo glad they're not one of the dark evil people, cos it's never the white people that are bad is it...)!!!
Poor questioner, I'm afraid you'll not get a satisfactory answer, the only people that could help you won't own up, and I fear that it's not easy to take a step back on the evolutionary scale so you'll just have to stay as you are!
2006-08-11 01:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by local_shop_girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's never been easier, now that many people hide behind terrorist attacks to make sweeping generalisations about other cultures, it's frowned upon not to be xenophobic. Oh no, I'm in danger of being branded a terrorist, I'd better slag off Muslims, Sikhs, anyone from the Middle East, India, Pakistan etc. etc, I mean, they're all the same aren't they.
2006-08-11 08:34:54 · answer #4 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could join the Democratic Party, however they utilize the voting block of aliens and pretend to care. but that is imaginitive. Uhh! Dude you stumped me. Best guess, join the KKK? However, I do support better immigration laws and the enforcement of the laws in this country. I have no problems with legal immigrants, just illegal immigrants who swindle their way into my taxpaying programs that I myself am not entitled to use, just pay for, even though I am an actual citizen of this country and have served her in combat.
2006-08-11 01:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by raiderking69 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are plenty of them here. If you can't get a good answer on that, you get a good answer on any question.
2006-08-11 01:55:08 · answer #6 · answered by Greg 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just keep doing what you are doin man,(without the fool)
2006-08-11 03:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
do drugs
over drink alcohol
2006-08-11 01:55:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blimey! you really want to do that?
2006-08-11 02:02:58 · answer #9 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get american citizenship
2006-08-11 01:56:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋