What if Chuck Norris fought all of the terrorists? Who would win, and why?
2006-08-11 00:48:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
man, alot of C.N. haters here today.
Faster: Steven Segal would talk too quietly. I am not quite sure how to make that seem like he couldn't win, but I will figure it out.
2006-08-11 01:04:20 · update #1
chuck norris
2006-08-11 00:51:44 · answer #1 · answered by smalltd28 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The terrorists, in real life Chuck Norris would get hit by the flying bullets and debris.
2006-08-11 00:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by Erin S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On television Chuck Norris would win...in real life, sadly it would be the terrorist, but only after Ol' Chuck took about half of them out.....Throw in Jackie Chan, that Asian babe who runs up trees and can stand on the limbs and David "Grasshopper" Carradine and the terrorist are history.
2006-08-11 01:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by Kipper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a big fan of chuck norris, but I think he could do it!
Steve Segal could do it in less time and more style though! He is the real deal!
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2006-08-11 00:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is an old piece of crap. He was on the worst televison show ever. He'd lose on the first try.
2006-08-11 00:59:24 · answer #5 · answered by David B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrorists..cause Chuck Norris is a gay...!!!
2006-08-11 00:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jet Li. He is much more capable than Chuck. Chuck had is day, but I am sorry to say,he just might lose.
2006-08-11 00:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by mrsreadalot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One at a time, Chuck. But we must remember, terrorists cheat and would probably blow themselves up in hopes of defeating him. How stupid.
2006-08-11 00:51:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The terrorists because Chuck is a pansy.
2006-08-11 00:52:26 · answer #9 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris ofcourse
2006-08-11 00:51:48 · answer #10 · answered by recmcmdc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋