A woman goes to a pet shop and sees a frog she wants to buy. She asks the salesman how much it costs and he says €25,00.
"Why so much?" she asks
"This frog can give blow jobs" he answers.
So she takes the frog home and that evening shows it to her husband and tells him what it can supposedly do. Later she goes to bed and tells him to try the frog out.
In the middle of the night she wakes up and hears a load of banging.
She goes downstairs into the kitchen and sees her husband and the frog looking at cookbooks and pots and pans and things and asks
"What the hell is going on here??"
To which her husband replies
"As soon as this frog can learn to cook, youre outta here!"
2006-08-10 23:21:52 · 14 answers · asked by Happy Halloween 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The feminist in me thinks thats damn sexist.
But the rest of me thinks its bloody hilarious!
2006-08-10 23:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by Suzi O 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol - very good, not heard that before (despite it apparently being rather old)
2006-08-10 23:28:03 · answer #2 · answered by angelina.rose 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10....Good
2006-08-11 00:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by d.perrot@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-08-10 23:34:07 · answer #4 · answered by piperrigney 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I heard this it was a guy and a toothless hamster.
2006-08-10 23:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by vampire_kitti 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He He he ha ha ha
Very good!
2006-08-10 23:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by wordykat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaa better than boo.
2006-08-10 23:49:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm
2006-08-10 23:25:38 · answer #8 · answered by orfeo_fp 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well maybe thats what she wanted anyway.
2006-08-10 23:26:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny but old.
2006-08-10 23:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by kookie_chick 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋